Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Darra Residents Watch Boy Swallows Universe Without Realising The Whole Story Is Set 40 Years Ago
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the first time since the 2001 Goodwill Games, Brisbane City is the focus of global
97% Of Tasmania Now In Line To The Danish Throne After Princess Mary Becomes Queen
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The island republic of Tasmania is kicking 2024 off with a bang, it can be confirmed
Teens Cop $50 Stranger Tax After Asking Local Tradie To Buy Them A Carton
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Teenagers have been told to brace themselves for a bumper tax increase, especially those who just
Subway Ad Almost Had You For A Second
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local man Keirney McInnery (36) has admitted ‘that was a close one’ after an ad for
Report: Golf Based New Year’s Resolution Off To A Cracking Start
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT While most have statistically given up on their New Year’s resolutions by now, local golf
Dad Blissfully Unaware His Story Will Be Used For Impression Practice Later
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota dad is unaware he is laying down some quality material today as he tells
Mum Orders 2nd Round Of Hugs After Goodbye Hold Up At Door
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota mum is just going all out with the affection this week and has ordered
Woolies Stand Firm On Commitment To Selling Overpriced Groceries In Face Of Australia Day Drama
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a move that has shocked even the most chill of racists, supermarket chain Woolworths have
Bloke Who Gave Up Smoking Enjoys A Tobacco Edible
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a world that feels like it’s gone to a movies-set-in-the-60s
Property Review: Obnoxious $22.4m Luxury Byron Hinterland Estate Can Go Fuck Itself
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The majestic hinterland of Byron Bay is filled with stunning scenery, gorgeous villages, and an ultra-
Edgy Hillsong Guitarist Completely Disrupts The Status Quo By Rocking Singlet And Suit Jacket Combo
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Christian rock god is flaunting a hot new look this morning, as he
Dutton Calls For Australians To Boycott Price Gouging Supermarket Giant For Not Selling Chinese Made Novelty Australia Day Shit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Opposition Leader has this week proven his commitment to tackling the real issues.