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“Apparently There Are A Few Football Matches On This Weekend” Laughs Local ‘Sportsball’ Intellectual
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local corporate creative from Betoota’s Old City District claims to have not even noticed
Naarm Settler Hopes NDIS Royal Commission Can Explain Why ADHD Isn’t Treated The Same As Quadriplegia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Royal Commission into Violence, Abuse, Neglect and Exploitation of People with Disability will hand its
Hysterically Nervous Eddie McGuire Seeing Bad Omens Everywhere After Spotting Woman In A Choker At The Lights
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Superstition and divine intervention will go out the window hen Collingwood and Brisbane run out onto
Advice Column | Invest Your Life Savings on Stock Tips From Mates
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT As one of Betoota’s most sought after investment seminar speakers, I know a
Advice Column | Clear Out The Auction’s Competition By Letting Bidders Under 50 Know ‘This Will Be One Of My Weekenders’
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Are you a wise boomer looking to secure your next holiday home but don’
“I Hate This Shithole City” Sighs Man Coming Into Sydney
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man in Sydney for business this week has told The Advocate that
Your Summer Guide To Australia’s Diverse Range Of Emotionally Stunted Fuckboys
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Worried about finding yourself in the arms of a fuckboy this Summer? Follow this guide for
Youth Crime: Broncos And Lions Flags Just Big Signs Saying ‘Rob This House’ During Finals Weekend
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Tens of thousands of Queenslanders are flying south this weekend to support their teams in their
Coles Introduce Attack Dogs To Tackle Shoplifting Caused By Breaking Human Spirit With Automation
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Major supermarket chain Coles have this week announced that they will be rolling out attack dogs
Local IT Guy Talks About His Energy Drinks Like An Expert Sommelier Writing For The New York Times
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A man who sits behind a computer making sure other computers are working in a computer
Tino Fa’asuamaleaui Embraces Gold Coast Culture With Scarface-Inspired Linen Suit At 2023 Dally Ms
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NRL’s biggest names gathered at the Royal Randwick Racecourse in Sydney overnight for the
“Wait So We’re Supposed To Support The Black One??” Says Sky News Redneck Overwhelmed By Jacintas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Jacinta Allan has been sworn in as Victoria’s 49th premier after being elected unopposed by