Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Jacob Elordi Pays Tribute To Queenslander Roots By Teaching Sydney Wanker Some Manners At The Cloey
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Hollywood star Jacob Elordi is the subject of a NSW police investigation after an alleged melee
Mate Who Works From Home Reckons He’s Got An Early Start Tomorrow
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The absolute nerve of this cunt has been observed in the quiet suburbs of Betoota as
Cost-Of-Living Crisis: Cocaine Now So Expensive That Influencers Are Resorting To Paying For It
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Young people are feeling another economic blow as cocaine is now so expensive that local and
Trendy Youth With Keys On A Carabiner Acting Like He’s Got An Entire Primary School To Clean
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Jack Heffernan (26) has been spotted flaunting his impressive collection of keys hanging from a carabiner,
Local Bloke Realises He Must Be Getting Old After Favourite Musician Gets Booked At The RSL
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds bloke has had a rather cruel taste of mortality this week, having experienced
Rogue Chinatown Mall With Mostly Empty Retail Stores Complimented By Michelin Nominated Food Court Upstairs
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Once again a small Chinatown mall, seemingly deserted on its ground floors, has been gaining notoriety
Heavy Set 50 Something Short King Bouncer Probably Not Doing Too Much If It Starts Popping Off
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Patrons at one of Betoota’s most popular watering holes have confirmed to The Advocate that
Group Chat Successfully Organises A Night On The Piss
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A new saint may soon be canonised after a certified miracle happened in our lucky little
Tea Industry Celebrates As Another Grog Monster Declares Sobriety
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT T2 might just turn themselves up to T3 as the entire Australian tea industry celebrates as
Girl From Nice Family Who Went To Posh School In The City Rebels By Getting Some Scribbly Tatts
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A French Quarter woman who grew up attending Wharton School For Girls [sister school to Betoota’
Coles Australia Day Kit Now On Special Because Nobody Buys It, Which Is Why Woolies Stopped Selling It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In news that will like be ignored by the type of people who comment on news
House Painter’s Donated Work Pants Achieve Financial Security After Being Purchased By Art Student
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A pair of work pants, previously worn by local house painter Garry Young (49), have transcended