Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Hungover Man Absolutely Will Be Having A Can Of Pepsi Max With His Meal, Thank You Very Much
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man is in a fair state today, it can be confirmed. Battling harder
“To Think All This Started Because Some Idiot Ate A Bit Of Undercooked Pangolin” Says City Worker Now Skipping Meals To Pay Rent
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contacts A local city worker that now has to skip meals in order to pay
Tracy Chapman And Luke Combs Performance Becomes Aboriginal Community’s #1 Most Streamed Video Ever
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In her first public appearance in years, US folk singer Tracy Chapman took the stage at
Study Finds That 91% Of Young People Who Support Australian National Military Service Look Like This
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A groundbreaking new report has today revealed some interesting facts about the potential introduction of military
Bloke Probably Not Going To Find A 27 Year Old That’s Keen On Sleeping Next To Darth Vader All Night
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Last night’s episode of Married At First episode has left viewers reeling in horror, as
Recruiter Pulls Out The Big Guns By Revealing Their Candidate Worked At Maccas In High School
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contacts In a world where young workers are often given a bad name for putting
Local Man Wakes Up One Day Deciding He Wants To Be Homeless Because It Is Completely His Decision
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man from our town’s CBD area has today spoken to The Advocate about
Aussie Soccer Fan Visits Local Ethnic Club To Find Someone Who Cares About Asian Cup Heartbreak
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a desperate bid to find absolutely anyone in Australia who cares about the Socceroos disappointing
QLD Government To Boost Social Housing Shortage With New Medium Density Queenslander Houso Towers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT More than 53,000 homes are tipped to be added to Queensland’s social housing supplies
ABC’s ‘Nemesis’ Programme Provides Insight Into How Dumb People Make $400k Doing Fuck All
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contacts The popular ABC series ‘Nemesis’ has provided the average taxpayer with a stunning insight
Recent Oz Lotto Winner Splashes Out With Purchase Of Lavish Blonde Brick Apartment In Ashfield
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young man from the nation’s most expensive city is today reveling in the manifestation
Millennial Watching Aussie Tiktok Drama Just Glad He Grew Up In Golden Era Of Local Internet Personalities
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT As drama continues to unfold on Aussie TikTok, with influencers feuding over the price of household