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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Girls On Their Way To Music Festival Forced To Take Walk Of Shame Past Gawking Onlookers
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A couple of Betoota Heights besties now know exactly how the brothel workers of the 19th
NRL Begin Letter Drop Campaign Around Vegas To Warn Residents That NRL Players Are On The Loose
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The NRL’s Public Safety and Integrity Unit has been busy this week as
Commercial Australian TV Producers Race To Be The First To Make Taylor Swift Try Vegemite Haha
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT American pop superstar Taylor Swift has officially landed in Melbourne to start the Australian leg of
QLD SES Crews Rush To Search Brisbane River After P!nk Is Accidentally Catapulted Out Of Suncorp Stadium
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact US singer Pink has had an unfortunate accident during her Friday night show in Brisbane, as
Albo’s Bux Party Chat Goes Quiet After Chris Bowen Forwards 7th Twisted Video In A Row
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The newly created bucks party group chat for the newly engaged Prime Minister has fallen a
CBD Worker Stunned By Aussie Taxi Driver Not Listening To Right-Wing Talkback With Poor Reception
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a surprising turn of events, CBD worker Christopher Jules (29) was left stunned after discovering
Apple Watch Guy Requests An ‘On Foot’ Meeting In Effort To Close Off His Activity Rings
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT NEW YEAR=NEW ME: In a stunning display of New Year, New Me enthusiasm, local
Brisbane Residents Wait Cautiously To Confirm Whether This Is A Boogie Boards In The Backyard Flooding Event Or A Sandbags And Dinghies At Nanna’s House Flooding Event
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Parts of Brisbane have recorded up to 200 millimetres of rain overnight, with more to come
Gen-Z Girl’s Smartphone Pinky Becoming Quite An Issue, Says Aunty With Durry Fingers
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a case of things going generationally full circle, tensions are brewing between Gen Z and
People Pleaser Perseveres With The 12 Different Event Group Chats She’s Too Polite To Leave
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In an amazing display of social stamina, local girl Bella Smeaton (29) has astounded friends and
Sky News Accuses Mary Fowler And Nathan Cleary Of Being A Deep State Psy-Op Aimed At Getting Labor Re-Elected
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The truth-seekers at Sky News have this week taken to the airwaves with an interesting