Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Grown Woman Still Has To Consult Knuckles To Confirm Number Of Days In Month
LOUIS BURKE | Society | Contact As March rolls around to say ‘fuck you, there will be Easter shit in shops soon’
Local Yuppie Runs Hand Through Hair As A Cool Save After Hailing A Bus That Doesn’t Stop
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In one of the all time great saves, local yuppie Max White (28) sent shockwaves through
Knights Fan Insists His Side Would’ve Been In Vegas If Tinkler Was Still Around
KEITH T. DENNENT | Sport | Contact A proud Novacastrian has been asked to take off his rose-coloured glasses today as
Australian Sport In Parallel Universe Where AFL Cares About Concussion And NRL Is Dealing With Racism Scandal
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It’s not even round one of the respective NRL and AFL seasons, and already it
Report: Well That Was A Stressful 24 Hours
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a revelation that solidifies the notion that the English might be a tad sensitive, recent
Every Real Estate Agent In Sydney Receives The Same Message This Morning
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The suckerfish of society down in the nation’s largest open-air sewer have
All-Night Bender Brought To A Sudden End By The Haunting Cries Of The Cruel Masked Lapwing
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Partygoers at a raging all-nighter have this weekend been hit with the woeful cry of
Super Tuesday Result Sees 2024 Beginning To Shape Out Like Another One Of Those Years Where Nothing Good Happens
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former US President Donald Trump has all but guaranteed that he will face incumbent
Cyclist Riding On The Footpath Dinging His Bell So People Move Needs To Stop Being Such A Coward And Ride On The Road
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Each morning around 8, a cyclist rides down the foothpath of Rue de Branlette
Bloke From Auckland Talks About His Hometown Like It’s As Dangerous As Chicago Under Al Capone
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An Auckland man who now lives in Australia has today struggled to last longer than 15
Villainous High School Pick-Me Girl Makes Seamless Transition Into Millennial Boy Mum
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | CONTACT TALE AS OLD AS TIME: In an event that has shocked absolutely no one, least of
Politics Of Billionaire Entertainer Surprisingly Ambiguous Enough To Please All Sides
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact US entertainer Taylor Swift has made a rare political statement today, telling her 230