Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Backpacker Who Landed Directly In Cairns Has A Rather Warped View Of Australian Nightlife Thanks To Gilligans
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A southern European backpacker who made the right decision to fly directly to Cairns via Singapore
Solar Panel Installer Can Fucken Yarn
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Anyone out there who is in desperate need of a week’s worth of small talk
Report: Everything Used To Be So Much Gayer
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Companies are being urged to please release us from this hellish monochromatic landscape, as everything from
Garmin Bros Spend Evening At The Pub Discussing Heart Rates, Pulse Ox And Sleep Scores
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A group of young men are today basking the in the glow of a glorious night
Mate Asks If You’ve Seen This New TV Show Everyone Is Talking About On One Of The 8 Major Streaming Services That Have All But Replaced Free-To-Air Broadcasts But Are Still Struggling To Compete With The Disruptions Of Sinister Social Media Platforms That
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Some idle suburban chit chat has fallen flat today, as two mates attempt to talk about
Suburban Public Library Not Complete Without Creepy Hand Chairs
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a bold move to infuse their children’s sections with creativity and curiosity, suburban libraries
Aussie Girl Moving To London Naively Thinks The English Are Going To Find Her Accent Unique
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT 24 year old Aussie girl Emily Gotsis has reportedly set sail for London under the charming
Rocky Beef Week: Morbidly Hungover Cattleman Wonders If The Tuesday Blow Out Was Really Necessary?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Today marks the third day of Beef Australia after a crowd of over 25,000 passed
Husband In Professional Family Photos Tries And Fails To Not Look Like He’s Being Held At Gunpoint
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds bloke has this week maliciously complied with his wife’s family photo idea,
PM Says China Can Shoot As Many Flares At Our Choppers As They Like Because Who Else Is Going To Buy Our Produce And Prop Our Real Estate Market Up With Filthy Money
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Global politics and challenging Chinese hegemony in the Indo-Pacific is like doing a
26-Week Unpaid Placement Gives Social Workers A Taste Of The Misery They’ll Encounter On The Job
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Government has this week generously announced that it will be rolling out a means-
Primary School Teacher Forced To Adapt Curriculum Into One Minute Dances
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights primary school teacher has resorted to taking drastic measures to capture her students