Shirvo Shifts Nervously On Sunrise Couch As Story Of Penis Doping At Winter Olympics Emerges
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sunrise Star Matt 'Shirvo' Shirvington has this week found himself awkwardly fumbling his way
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Berocca To Launch Controversial BBQ Shapes Flavour After Running Out Of Fruits
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The makers of Australia’s favourite soluble tablets have today might quite the splash – pardon the
Fat Gen X Wanker Selects His Most Cringe Sneakers For Tomorrow’s Annual Walk Of Yankee Cultural Imperialism
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local father of school age children is preparing himself for tomorrow’s walk through the
America Kills More Illegal Drug Traffickers To Protect The Interests Of Legal Drug Traffickers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The self-proclaimed leaders of the free world have fired a few shots again this week. In
Macquarie Bank Industrial Equities Analyst Begins Browsing New Dunks After Buying VIP Wu Tang Tickets
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local white-collar corporate is planning to bring the ruckus next year, as he
New Package From RODE Has Local Dad Praying Son Is Trying To Be A Rapper And Not A Podcaster
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local father of 3 is today taking a moment to himself to contemplate the state
Byron’s Anti-Vaxxer Community Also Furious With Albanese For His Most Recent Band Shirt
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It seems Prime Minister Albanese cannot win this week, after upsetting another unhinged corner of the
Melbourne Storm To Join AFL Next Season To Guarantee City A Team In A Grand Final Next Year
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a story that is set to shock the sporting world to its core, one of
Grandparent Lobby Visits Canberra To End PM’s Shameless Kowtowing To Big Childcare
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Lobbyists from the Australian Association of Grandparents and Grandparent-adjacent Caregivers (AAGGC) have made landfall in Canberra
QLD High Schools Under Fire For Accidentally Teaching Caesar Salad Recipe To Ancient History Students
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The number of QLD high schools impacted by year 12 history exam error has risen to
Men’s Screaming Retreat Helps Heal The Trauma Faced By Suburban Tradies Who Make 240k A Year In Peacetime Australia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Forget the 3 degree ice baths and 20 minute saunas. There’s a new type of
Liberals Continue Quest To Win Back Middle Australia By Making Extremely Rational And Logical Claim That Albo Is A Nazi Sympathiser For Wearing A Joy Division Shirt
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Liberal Party are this week continuing on their long road back to government by
“Have You Seen This Japanese Dude In The American-Rules Cricket?” Office Sports Guy Says Of Shohei Ohtani
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some guy who does something with a computer in town in return for money has spoken