Maker Of World's Shittest Cars Announces Australian Exit Because Nobody Is Buying Their Shit Cars Anymore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Global conglomerate carmaker Stellantis has this week decided to stop selling Fiats in Australia
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6am Run Club Outpaced By Lad On A Bender Who’s On The Hunt For Somewhere Still Selling Vapes
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The esteemed run club, Wellbeing And Nurturing Kindness Run Club, also known as the W.A.
A-League Blockbuster At Moore Park Forces Transport NSW To Sort Out A Couple Of Lime Bikes
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In good news for fans of the world game, Transport NSW have announced additional
Mate Of A Mate Who Still Owes $350 From December Boys Trip Now In Las Vegas
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local scallywag has raised a few eyebrows this evening as he begins to
NZ Cricket Chef Rolls Out Red Carpet For Lunch, Treating Aussies To Luxurious ‘Muxed Grull’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact After having a bit of a tough time with the bat, the Australian cricket team has
Supermarket In Gay Neighbourhood Hasn’t Sold Any Tim Tams Since Christmas
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A supermarket in Sydney’s rainbow heartland is facing a serious oversupply of Tim
Irish Person Moves To Australia And Makes Friends With A Broad Range Of People Who Aren’t Just Irish
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In what may be a world first, an Irish person has not only moved to Sydney
Straight Man Now Feels Extremely Worldly After Learning The Basic Level Of Gay Lingo
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local tradie has had his worldview expanded this week, after eavesdropping on his gay roommate
Local Leapling Celebrates His 6th Birthday Like The Little Gregorian Glitch He Is
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Today is February 29, which is a date you might not have really ever heard much
Pink Cowboy Hat Salesman Moves Into Mansion After A Prosperous Year Of Barbie, Harry Styles, Taylor Swift, Mardi Gras And Upcoming Beyonce Country Album
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Sydney based novelty shop owner has revealed he may never have to work ever again,
NSW Police Now Once Again Allowed To Join Mardi Gras Parade But Only In Plain Clothes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NSW Police Force will march in Saturday’s Mardi Gras after much deliberation between the
Basin Reserve Curator Prepares A Slow Deck To Counter Australian Pace Attack
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The curator of Wellington’s Basin Reserve has told The Advocate that he has
Interstate Flights Back To Normal Levels Of Price Gouging After Taylor Swift Leaves Australia
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Aussies will be relieved to hear that the cost of interstate travel has returned to normal