Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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Margaret River Breaks Out The Shiraz For Brekky And Cheers On Their Local Boy For Gold
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The picturesque town of Margaret River, renowned for being the number one spot to get shitfaced
Local Bloke Puts Drunk Mate In Uber And Kisses Both Him And His 4.9 Customer Rating Goodbye
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who’s managed to rack up an almost perfect Uber customer rating has been
REX Says They’re Putting Their Old Saabs On Inter-City Routes To Keep Putting The Dog Up Qantas And Virgin Because Fuck Them
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Regional Express (REX) is bouncing back from having their Boeings repossessed by the bank
Man Whose Brain Is Fucked From Algorithms Was Fully Prepared To Believe That The Strict Muslim Nation Of Algeria Had Gone Woke
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A post-war Australian man who knows everything about the state of the world but seemingly
Report: The Drums Are Growing Louder In Belmore
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you haven’t yet identified that faint thudding noise you’re hearing, it seems
Jamaica Once Again Begin Exploring Winter Olympic Sports After Losing Both Mens And Womens 100m
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that will likely result in several terminations of employment within the West Indies most
Recession Fears Force Government To Raise Terror Threat Level
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Federal Government, in partnership with the Australian Security Intelligence Organisation (ASIO), has announced
Polyamory Just The Easiest Way To Find A Reliable Dungeons And Dragons Group
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who has struggled to find a reliable dungeons and dragons group has finally found
Funny Ancient Greek Sports Begin As 2024 Olympics Enters Second Week
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia is currently cherishing our time at the top end of the 2024 Olympic medal tally,
Albanese Open To Compulsory Betting On Sport Where Fans Must Wager In Order To View Matches
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A report conducted by the gambling lobby has found that forcing fans to bet
Mining Analysts Conclude Athletes Have Outperformed The Kalgoorlie Super Pit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the Diggers & Dealers Mining Forum kicks off this weekend, mining analysts are
Local Account Manager Achieves Record ROI At Networking Event By Single-Handedly Decimating Complimentary Catering
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT In a remarkable display of corporate savviness, local account manager Tom Hastings has reportedly achieved