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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Race That Stops The Nation is upon us, and workplaces are pausing right around Australia
Man Doing A Poo At Work Takes The Opportunity To Put Some Bets On Because That's A Totally Normal Thing To Do And Online Betting Isn't A Cancer On Society
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 29-year-old man has today spent his lunch break on the toilet, quietly moving a portion
Report: The Peronis Are Cold Enough
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Practically Illiterate Mate Dominates Scrabble Game Again, Somehow
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local friend group has been left baffled yet again this week after their mate, widely
Influencer Credits Formspring Upbringing For Giving Her The Resilience Needed To Handle Anonymous Online Trolls
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Innovation Not Celebrated Because It Didn’t Flip A Category On Its Head
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Founders of OpenBio, a groundbreaking biotech startup that have managed to do something incredible with gene
MTV’s Lingering Damage Evident As Millennial Woman Inserts 15 ‘Likes’ Into One Sentence
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact If you didn’t know Gracie McGiver was a millennial, her last 45 seconds of speech
Melbourne Man Living In London Trying Hard To Stand Out Definitely Overdoing Ocker Accent
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A Melbourne man living abroad in London has been accused by friends of significantly overdoing his
Our Statement Regarding SportsBet's Offer To Buy The Betoota Advocate, And How Much They Offered Us
EDITORIAL STATEMENT For the last 24 hours, The Betoota Advocate has been fielding thousands of concerned emails and messages from
If Local Woman Can't Handle Hubby At His Empty Joint Savings Account She Doesn't Deserve Him At His 13-Leg NBA Multi Win
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man who said he's constantly harangued by his domestic life partner for