Man Arrives At Pub To Find IT Department Already On The Rums
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate arrived at Jack Duggans in the Old City this afternoon to find
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“On God” Says Godless Little Fuck
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Gen-Z man that has clearly strayed from God’s light has today called upon
Raiders Destroy The Chooks Season Just For The Fuck Of It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Canberra Raiders have done possibly the most Canberra Raiders thing ever this weekend. With some
“Haha Yewww” Says Aussie Psychologist As Patient Describes His Recent Bender
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Betoota man’s reluctant decision to visit a therapist has today been rewarded with high
Man Struggling To Choose Least Corrupt Candidate At Upcoming Local Election
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Long-time French Quarter resident Gary Mitchell is finding it near impossible to choose
Father’s Day Brownie Points Obliterated As Degenerate Reserve Grader Heads To Mad Mondy In A Tutu
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A plumber from Betoota Heights has taken a metaphorical cheque to the bank today. Bradley Fester
LNP To Unveil Own Shitty Olympics Plan If They Can Get Elected By Rubbishing Every Other Proposal
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Queensland Labor government are still pulling teeth over this weird decision pandemic-era decision to
Liberals Actually Kind Of Worried About Albanese Sliding In The Polls And Dutton Not Moving Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s approval rating as the preferred prime minister has plunged once again
Arrival Of Warmer Weather Brings With It Those Yucky Wake Up Sweaty Hangovers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Drinkers around the nation have this week let out a prolonged and deep sigh, after coming
Woman Who Loves A Man Of Beekeeping Age Grateful For Everyone Posting Their DILFs For Father’s Day
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who loves a man who knows his way around an edge trimmer has been
Report: God Damn That Is Delicious
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the Railway Hotel in Betoota Plains, a cold beer is going
EPL Season Marks Return Of Aussies Waking Up At 3 To Support English Towns They Have No Connection To
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT As the English Premier League kicks off its new season, thousands of Australians are
“This Is My Grand Final” Says Two Game Clubman Inhaling The First Jug on Silly Sunday
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A raucous Silly Sunday is off to a cracking start this morning as a