France Kick Off Ceremonial 12 Days Of Protests After Exiting World Cup
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With the French football team packing their bags from the World Cup, the people of France
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Journo At Centre Of Peter Costello Furore Confirmed To Be Former Italian Defender Fabio Grosso
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The saga gripping Australia’s extremely concentrated mainstream media has just taken a wild turn this
Squirming Feet Protruding From Base Of Toilet Suggests Day 2 Of The Bucks Is Going To Be A Slog
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A house on Queensland’s Gold Coast has this morning had an eery stillness shattered by
Nine Chairman Peter Costello Assaults His Way Out Of Questions About Alleged Assaults At Nine
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The former treasurer of the nation is today squirming in the Qantas Lounge, after being caught
Newy Provides Perfect Conditions For The Blues Girls To Avenge NSW
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The New South Wales footy gods have today decided to take matters into their own hands.
Bender At Point In Night Where Physio Student Assesses All His Mates’ Injuries
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact It’s just ticked over 2:30am at a Betoota Valley kick ons and third year
Nephew Outed By His Roach-Pillaged Tally-Hos After Uncle Asks To Roll A Smoke
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The long weekends are a great time for Aussies to get together, spend time with family
Parliament Replaces Question Time With Suburban Footy Club Style Kangaroo Court For More Productive Debates
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The people in charge of Australia’s national law making body have decided to bring about
Report: Fuck Stoinis Is Stacked
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It’s not the first time the Betoota Advocate has reported on this, but the facts
Delusional Blues Fan Says Red Cards Should Only Be Given For Voluntary Manslaughter Or Worse
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Blues fans and media commentators are at fever pitch today, as the blame game begins.
Bloke Trying Hardest To Be Healthy Orders Loaded Fries Without The Fries
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Carbs have been given the flick in the most useless way possible as a Betoota man
Cast Of Hamilton The Musical To Be Given Chance To Butcher National Anthem At Game 2
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The cast of Hamilton are set to perform ‘Advance Australia Fair’ at Game 2
High-Grade Chemist Warehouse Flu Shot Puts Local Man On His Arse For Three Days
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT In breaking news, a local coward has called in sick today after getting himself