Bloke Shocked And Concerned That He Can Now Buy Cocaine AND Black Market Smokes In His Once Sleepy Hometown
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A city-based professional has returned home this week to find that his old
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Spain Sends Military Into Ibiza And Majorca As Geezer Tantrums Worsen
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In an unprecedented move, Spain has deployed military forces to Ibiza, Majorca, Benidorm and several other
Trump Comes Out As A Proud Homosexual After Assassin’s Bullet Pierces The Gay Ear
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The US Federal Election is still 100 days away, but the stakes could not be higher.
Local Commercial Construction Project Manager Shocked To Learn Of CFMEU Wrongdoing
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local construction project manager said he was shocked to learn this week that
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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some incredibly humorous news from Germany this morning, the English football team have once again
England Chokes As Badly As The Pennsylvanian Gunman
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A hilarious international news cycle continues today as England were defeated by Spain in the final
Biden Puts Politics Aside And Wishes Reagan A Full Recovery
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The President of the United States has today been praised for showing off his human side.
Lefties Clearly Not Spending Enough Time At The Range
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Even America’s most crazed left-wing extremists could use a bit more practice down at
Both Presidential Candidates Now Equally Likely To Cark It On Stage
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former US President and current 2024 Presidential candidate Donald Trump has said that he was “shot
50 Cent’s ‘Many Men’ Becomes Donald Trump’s Official 2024 Campaign Song
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former President Donald Trump has been rushed off the stage just minutes into a rally in
Local White Guy Straps On Go-Pro For Dare Devilish Day At Perisher
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A local daredevil is capturing the action this morning, as he makes his way
Traveller Locates The Boarding Gate For Cairns After Spotting Queue Of BCF Shirts
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT An infrequent flyer has been able to reunite with his people this morning after
Cooler Weather Transforms City Worker Into A Dark Beer Guy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As temperatures in the wider Diamantina begin to drop, a curious transformation is taking