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Kamala Harris Hopes To Win Over Black Voters By Selecting Baltimore Democrat Tommy Carcetti As VP

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As of Monday morning, Kamala Harris is now the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee for the 2024

Canberrans Hold Massive Protest Against City’s Over-Tourism Crisis

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In an unprecedented show of unity, over 20,000 Canberrans took to the streets

Top Of The Range E-Bike Still Doesn’t Fang Like A Pushy With A Whipper Snipper Motor On It

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the world continues to hurtle forward at a rapid pace, a local expert has confirmed

“These Fucken Guys Have It All Worked Out” Says Man Learning That Kiwi Fish And Chip Shops Also Do Chinese

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Betoota Heights man Brad Thompson was humbled today as he discovered that fish and

THE NORTH SYDNEY BEARS ARE BACK! Probably… Maybe… Bears Superfan Sam Perry Joins The Podcast To Explain

Report: Fuck This Was A Good Album

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report led by a combination of the nation’s leading research bodies has found

Gen X Homeowner Has A Stupid Job Like Acting Or Picture Framing

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local basket-weaver Sam Clifford lives in a three-bedroom house in the French

Wanker Uncle Has Been Too Busy Keeping Up With ‘Le Tour’ To Notice Hype Of Origin Or The Euros

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local family has again been reminded that their 60 year old Bachelor French Quarter Uncle,

Woman Giving Bloke Second Chance Forced To Backpedal Hard After Telling Everything To Mum

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Ashley Simon has been forced to backpedal hard today, after getting back together with

“Oh Trust Us, It’s Totally Fine” Laughs Owner Of Coal Mine Leaking Poisonous Gas Next To Major City

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The owners of an abandoned coal mine spewing out dangerous emissions on the fringe of Australia’

New Girlfriend Makes Horrifying Realisation That All The Other Missos Have Been Friends For 10 Years

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 25-year-old Elsie Mayer (Flight Attendant, Betoota) has today learnt that she’s the girl

Queensland Premier Willing To Piss In A Cup To Prove That His Rig Is Full Natty

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland’s 2024 State Election race must be tighter than the newspapers are letting on, as