Microsoft Confirms Global Outage Was Caused By One Of The Kids Downloading Link_Park_Numb.MP3
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Global technology provider Microsoft has revealed the cause of this morning's widespread major outage.
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Meteorologists Confirm That Regardless Of Weather Conditions, The First Saturday Of Summer Is An Absolute Day For It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local expert from Betoota’s Bureau Of Meteorology has today reiterated the fact that the
Old Workmate Kidding Themselves If They Think You’ll Be Catching Up Before Christmas
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact A local bloke has executed some exceptional forward defense today as he casually blocks
Local Cafe Turns $4 Coffee Into $8.50 “Iced Latte” With Magic Handful of Ice Cubes
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact A snotty cafe in the French Quarter has put on a spectacular magic show
Office Worker Now In The Eye Of The Storm Between Cup Day And Onslaught Of Christmas Parties
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact It’s nearly the weekend in early December. But it does not feel that way for
‘I Have Such A Girl Crush On Her’ Says Woman Unaware She Has A Bit Of Fruit In Her Salad
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Gabrielle Flores today stands accused of being in denial, after announcing she has a
Shock As Dutch Person Is Accused Of Being A Bit Anti-Social And Weird
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a development that has stunned precisely no one, Dutch Formula 1 driver Max
Local Bloke Wishes He Could Sit In A Dimly Lit Corner Of A Bar Looking All Rugged And Mysterious
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who’s been feeling pretty disillusioned with his white collar life has found himself
Local Girls Spotify Wrapped Confirms She Is In Fact Like The Other Girls
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT A self-proclaimed nonconformist has been forced to reevaluate her entire personality today, after her
Uh Oh: Degenerate Workmate Who Only Smokes When He’s Blackout Drunk Has Started Smoking
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Staff Christmas Party season is upon us, and the real tightarse bosses are getting these things
Chalmers Says He Doesn’t Listen To Media Speculation About A Possible Leadership Change
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Treasurer Dr Jimothy Chalmers Esq has hosed down the pathetic and targeted speculation that
Hiker Fuming As Salomon Trail Shoes Become Latest Inner-City Fashion Statement
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In a twist that has left bushwalkers and brunch-goers at odds, local hiker Tim Reynolds
Social Media Ban Declared A Raging Success After Mum Discovers Her Bottle Of Gin Is Filled With Water
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local mother is beaming with pride today, after her young son hit a significant milestone.