Sam Neill Dies After 78 Years Of Living The Skux Life
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a highly decorated career as a global star of screen, actor Sam Neill has died
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Men’s Pentathlon Show Jumping A Good Enough Reason To Go To The Pub Apparently
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact As the economy hurtles towards the recessional cliff, a group of young men have today sought
Introvert Begins Lowering Standards As Search Continues For Clinic That Has A ‘Book Online’ Option
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has today decided that she’d much rather put herself out by booking
Coles To Trial Armed Guards In Self-Checkouts As A Lethal Deterrent To Criminals Attempting To Steal Food
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Supermarket conglomerate Coles is set to trial placing armed guards at the self-checkout
Local Woman Under False Impression That She Has Her Shit Together After Getting Her Nails Done
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After finally doing something about the severely chipped nail polish she’d been sporting for two
Fears Of An Imminent World War And Global Recession Soothed By The Resurgence Of Josh Hartnett
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As three continents bubble on the brink of full-scale military conflicts, and Wall Street desperately
Good Looking Person Unfortunately Also Very Nice And Accomplished
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some disappointing news, Betoota Heights local Jesse Huberman has been found to not only be
Dry July Well And Truly Over As Office Pisshead Asks If Everyone’s Still On For Work Drinks In 6 Hours
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Moist August is in full swing, it has been confirmed. This comes as a usually chirpy
Swifties Launch First Strike Against ISIL Targets In Northern Iraq Amid Concert Terror Threats
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Swifties have reportedly conducted a coordinated strike on Islamic State targets in Northern
Restless Instagram It-Girl Somehow Getting Fomo From Olympic Village Parties
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local online socialite has conceded that she is experiencing FOMO from the Olympic village. Despite
Kmart Really Tempting Starving Uni Students By Placing Checkout As Far Away From Exit As Possible
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT K-mart has admitted that they place their checkout as far away from the exit as
Just Fuck Up And Win Some Medals You Soft Cocks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The thousands of Englishmen that have ruined both the lives of innocent families and business-owners
City Worker Wins LinkedIn By Cutting The Shit And Posting Short Video Of Himself Performing Autofellatio
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Worthless office drone Brad Jenkins has taken won LinkedIn today according to colleagues and