Escalating Tensions In Middle East Causes Local Dad To Tell Daughters To Go Fill Up A Tank Right Now!
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local dad has today let his dad instincts take over. Graham Poulter (63) from our
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Brisbane Dad Forces Family To Learn Entire Butterfingers Discography As He Begins Mourning The Zoo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Iconic Brisbane live music venue The Zoo will close after 32 years, in news that has
Suburban Dad Flicks On The 6pm News To See What He Should Be Angry And/Or Afraid Of Next
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a world where everything is bad and the future holds no hope for people who
Irish Lad In Melbourne Struggling To Identify His Own Countrymen Now That Guinness Has Become Cool
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An Irish lad on a working holiday visa is struggling to identify his own countrymen now
Friend That Carries Around Portable Phone Charger Nominated For The Order Of Australia
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local girl renowned for her unwavering dedication to keeping a portable charger on hand at all
SBS Brace For Spike In Late Night Ratings Following Introduction Of Age Limits For Porn Websites
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Age limits for pornography websites will be enforced right across Australia, the Albanese government has confirmed.
Masterchef Contestant Eliminated From Show For Not Having A Sleeve Or Scribble Tattoos
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a sad tale from the world of reality TV, a man’s dreams of celebrity
Barnaby ‘Baby Reindeer’ Joyce Forced To Block The Endless Calls From Gina Now That He’s Married
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Barnaby Joyce, the nation’s twice former Deputy Prime Minister is today considering changing his phone
Bar Fly Visibly Envious Of Man Getting The Soupy Coopers From The Bottom Of The Keg
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of our town’s great alcoholics, Deverell Slacks of the Hooting Chimp Hotel in the
ICU Nurse Still Renting At 32 Can’t Wait Until Liberals Let Her Spend All 30k In Her Super To Buy A 300k Home
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Australians come to terms with that fact that the nation’s political and media class
Government Commits To Spending 1 Submarine Periscope Worth Of Funding On Domestic Violence Crisis
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government has today finally committed to do something more to combat the scourge of
Bloke Goes From Looking Smooth To Extremely Cringeworthy After 2 Failed Attempts At Using Apple Watch To Buy Coffee
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local man has well and truly embarrassed himself this morning, after attempts to look all
“Think Of It Like A Cool Youth Hostel” Says City Law Firm Installing Sleep Pods For Junior Lawyers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A law firm in the immaculately paved streets of Betoota’s Old City District has today