Victorian One Nation Candidate Walks Back Comments Where He Described Pol Pot As ‘Based’
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The Victorian state election is just over two weeks away and One Nation candidates are dropping
Latest news (Page 358)
“Haha Sorry He Gets So Excited” Says Owner Of Poorly Trained Dog Jumping All Over Random People
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local inner city yuppie has today drawn the ire of some of his fellow citizens,
“Who The Fuck Are All These People” Wonders Man Walking Past Packed Restaurants On A Rainy Wednesday Night
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As rain drizzled down onto the cobblestone streets of Betoota’s fabled French Quarter,
Mark Zuckerberg Acting Exactly Like Cady Heron When She Got A Hot Makeover In Mean Girls
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In yet another example of life imitating art, tech billionaire Mark Zuckerberg has fully completed his
Man Who Sues People Over Mean Tweets Still Pushing Ahead With ‘Strongman Persona’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Federal Opposition leader has this week hit the unofficial campaign trail to remind
“Nah It’s Not Heavy, I Just Need To Get A Better Grip’’ Says Bloke Very Clearly Struggling To Pick Up Furniture
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke picking up a couch has had to assure the owner that he has no
Police Officer Detaining South Korean President Yoon Offers Him Special Get Out Of Jail Free Card
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT SOEUL – REPUBLIC OF KOREA South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol is today weighing up a bombshell
Sydney Enjoys Their Annual Queensland-Strength Thunderstorm
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The weird rat-like people of Sydney awoke this morning to the aftermath of
America Just 4 Days Away From Returning To Pre-Tiktok Internet Culture
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The world waits with bated breath as the United States prepares to ban the TikTok app,
Plans For 2032 Brisbane Games Outlined: Olympic 100m To Take Place On A Slight Angle At Riverstage
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Confidence has been restored in the River City this week, as it appears that there is
Liberal Party Now Panicking That The Acronym For Dutton’s New Slogan Makes Them Look Gay
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As Peter Dutton unveils the new campaign slogan, ‘Let’s Get Australia Back On Track’ or
Dutton To Let Young Voters Raid 50k From Their Super To Buy Homes That Will Now Cost $500k More
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The Federal Opposition has this week launched their new and extremely wordy slogan for 2025: Let’
Nation In Awe Of Star Entertainment Board After They Manage To Essentially Bankrupt A Fucking CASINO
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact People around the country are watching on as a fucking casino chain teeters on