Victorian One Nation Candidate Walks Back Comments Where He Described Pol Pot As ‘Based’
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Putin Withdraws From Ukraine After Seeing Russian Tennis Player Has No Flag Next To Name
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world is today breathing a sigh of relief, after Russian President Vladimir Putin made a
Herd Beginning To Thin At Local Gym Finally
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Attendance at BodyFunk 24/7 in Betoota Heights has began to recede back to
Zuckerberg Begins Wearing Gold Chains After Being Exposed To Macedonian Concreters From Wollongong
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Mark Zuckerberg’s is no longer the unfashionable nerd that was portrayed in the 2010 Hollywood
Oh Dear: Robbo The Plumber Is Chewing The Poor Traffic Controller’s Ear Off Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local champion from the Betoota Heights has today drawn a few sighs from around his
Kerr Faces Court For Derogatory Slur Towards Historically Oppressed Indigenous People Of England
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Matildas star Sam Kerr has appeared in court in London charged with causing a white British
Serbian-Australians To Spend A Fortnight Completely Uninterested In Anything Not Directly Related To Djokovic
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT It has been reported that the first wave of Serbian mates reminding friends and colleagues that
Lebanese Australians Finally Embrace Sport That They’ve Been Dressed For Since The 2000s
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a groundbreaking development, the Australian-Lebanese community—long associated with a passion for tennis-inspired
Ex-Horse Girl Greens Voter Really Torn Up About Those Wild Brumbies Causing Environmental Damage In The High Country
CLIFFORD GUNCOTTON| Musings | Contact In a rare moment of uncertainty, Betoota Green’s member Anna Cookson isn’t too sure
Degenerate Pisshead Searching For New Share House Suddenly Rebrands As Someone Who ‘Likes Quiet Nights At Home’
CLIFFORD GUNCOTTON| Musings | Contact Betoota grog-monster, mad-dog, mad-rooter and all-round mad-man Trent Huntly has recently
Woman Now Unable To Do Anything On Her Phone After Mistakenly Moving A Single App
CLIFFORD GUNCOTTON| Musings | Contact In a disastrous move for own personal efficiency, Betoota woman Geraldine Mason (33) has accidentally moved
Count Orlok Or Fitzroy Fuckboi? This Woman Just Found A Tall Moustached Bloke Who’s Obsessed With His Ex!
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights woman who just finished watching Nosferatu has come to the realisation that she
Dutton Boycotts ‘Divisive’ Boxing Day Test After Seeing Names Like Khawaja, Konstas And Labuschagne So Early In The Batting Order
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has today decided to boycott the Boxing Day test, and will keep