Narendra Modi Praises Australia's Revolutionary Butter Chicken Infused Bachelors Handbag
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Narendra Modi has touched down in Australia, and immediately offer up some huge praise for Australia&
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CORRECTION: The Betoota Advocate Would Like To Apologise For Its Recent Coverage Of The AFL – TO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOBODY
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT SETTING IT STRAIGHT: On the 6th of September at 13:34 pm The Betoota Advocate posted
Local Woman Unconvinced That ‘The Weather’ Is A Good Excuse For Boyfriend To Go To Pub
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact French Quarter woman Grace Willoughby remains skeptical that the sudden spike in temperature is reason
Dad Of Teenagers Takes A Break From The Dark Gen-X Humour After Oasis Reunion
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local dad, Brent Toolley (56), has finally dropped the tough guy act now that his favourite
Inner-City Tigers Fan Learns The Train Taking Him To Spoon Bowl Is A Bit Different To The Metro
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Tonight’s clash between the NRL’s two lowest ranked clubs – the Parramatta Eels and the
Melbourne Private School Boys League Lives Up To Name By Putting Shittest Final In Blockbuster Friday Night Spot
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some extremely predictable news from the land of the Sherrin, the Melbourne Private School Boys
Local Steve Jobs Awarded Nobel Prize After Creating The Fireball Bubbler
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The future has officially arrived today. In some breaking news from the self proclaimed capital of
Local Woo Girl Officially Declares Spring Has Sprung By Switching Back To Her Regular Iced Lattes
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT SPRING HAS SPRUNG: In a move that has rocked the very foundations of her social
Summer Nearly Here As Local Gym Now Hosting Contest For How Loudly Men Can Grunt And Drop Weights
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACT In an apparent bid to capitalise on the looming warm-weather body panic, a gym in
Tesla Owner Wants To Make It Clear That He Loves His Car But He’s Not A Big Fan Of Old Mate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An environmentally conscious man who has made the decision to minimise his carbon foot print by
Local Girl’s Casual FB Stalk Turns Into In-Depth Investigation Of Crush’s Mum’s 2010 Europe Trip
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACT In what began as an innocent stalk of her crush Jake King’s Facebook page, local
Local Woman Finds A Way To Avoid Accessorising Her Outfits By Getting Heaps Of Little Tattoos
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has today admitted that she relies solely on having tattoos to accessorise her
“You Poor Buggers Are Too Young To Remember Fosters” Says Mythical Pub Rock Uncle
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An arvo barbecue at gran and pop’s place in Betoota Heights has seen the sharing