Angus Taylor Begins Wooing Disenfranchised Liberals Back With Dramatic Weight Gain And A New Red Bob
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The road back from electoral oblivion for the Liberals begins today in Albury as Opposition leader
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Nepo Brother Humiliates Black Kid To Make Racist Viewers Feel Warm And Fuzzy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of Australia’s most notable Nepo Brothers has this week caused a stir in a
Finance Hack: Ordering The First Round As Schooners For Mates That You Know Will Move Onto Pints
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the cost of living crisis rolls on for another week, The Betoota Advocate has decided
Sheltered Woman Chatting To Friendly Lady With Carabiner On Belt Assumes She Must Be Part Of Bouldering Community
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who doesn’t get out much has concluded it might be time to join
“My Clothes Keep Shrinking” Says Frustrated Bachelor Who Keeps Tumble Drying Them
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local city man is today loudly voicing his opinions about an annoying issue in his
Government Leaves Bonza To Rot After Airline Fails To Offer Single Politician Free Lounge Access
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation is this week mulling over yet another failed attempt at breaking into the aviation
Bushie Mate More Scared Of Free Kimchi at Korean BBQ Than Catching Lizard With Bare Hands
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements| CONTACT A bushie in the big smoke for the weekend, Trent Walker (29) has shocked onlookers by
“This Is Appalling, I Like It” Says Melbourne Man After Kyle Shares Story About Losing Toy Car Up His Arse And Having It Come Out His Mouth A Week Later
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The debut of the Kyle and Jackie-O Show in Melbourne took an unexpected turn today as
“You Wouldn’t Believe It, But This Was All Underwater During The Floods” Says Queenslander Pointing To A Shallow River Bank Directly Next To A Monstrous Tidal Estuary
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Brisbane City continues an accelerated modernisation aimed at turning the Queensland capital from an isolated
Oh No: Crypto Uncle Starts Posting Funny Things He’s Made With AI
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Loud groans have been echoing across Betoota this week as Facebook feeds in town
Indigo Child That Finally Achieved Ego Death Still Has Enough Ego To Tell You She Has No Ego
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Indigo child Daisy Foyle (23) claims to have achieved ego death while continuing to assert her
Brisbane Dad Forces Family To Learn Entire Butterfingers Discography As He Begins Mourning The Zoo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Iconic Brisbane live music venue The Zoo will close after 32 years, in news that has
Suburban Dad Flicks On The 6pm News To See What He Should Be Angry And/Or Afraid Of Next
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a world where everything is bad and the future holds no hope for people who