Selfish Airline Passenger Risks 170 Innocent Lives By Failing To Put Aeroplane Mode On Before Take Off
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has this weekend taken a plane load of lives into his own hands.
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Millennial’s Existence Altered After Watching 8-Year-Old’s TikTok Declaring Her Zodiac Sign Is Supreme
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW: In a revelation that shook the very foundations of millennial
Man Drinking Full-Strength Coke Not Even Hungover Or In Some Other Internal Turmoil
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local man Alan Johnson was seen drinking a full-strength Coca-Cola at the park yesterday afternoon, despite
Beef Week First-Timer Cops Life Ban From The Criterion After Ordering Surf And Turf, Hold The Turf
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An agribusiness nerd who has spent the week annoying Queensland cattlemen in Rockhampton with his creepy
Gilet Owner Forced To Weigh Up Comfort Of Practical Item Of Clothing With Looking Like A Fuckwit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local city man is today contemplating a big issue ahead of the cold season. With
Local Mum Still Fully Committed To Lengthy Voicemails That Will Be Covered Via Text Anyway
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT HI IT’S ME: In a world where texting reigns supreme, one local mum continues
Local Woman Left With No Option But To Indulge In A Sweet Little Treat Following Slightest Setback
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT JUST ONE: A local woman recently found herself in need of a pick-me-up after facing
Backpacker Who Landed Directly In Cairns Has A Rather Warped View Of Australian Nightlife Thanks To Gilligans
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A southern European backpacker who made the right decision to fly directly to Cairns via Singapore
Solar Panel Installer Can Fucken Yarn
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Anyone out there who is in desperate need of a week’s worth of small talk
Report: Everything Used To Be So Much Gayer
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Companies are being urged to please release us from this hellish monochromatic landscape, as everything from
Garmin Bros Spend Evening At The Pub Discussing Heart Rates, Pulse Ox And Sleep Scores
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A group of young men are today basking the in the glow of a glorious night
Mate Asks If You’ve Seen This New TV Show Everyone Is Talking About On One Of The 8 Major Streaming Services That Have All But Replaced Free-To-Air Broadcasts But Are Still Struggling To Compete With The Disruptions Of Sinister Social Media Platforms That
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Some idle suburban chit chat has fallen flat today, as two mates attempt to talk about
Suburban Public Library Not Complete Without Creepy Hand Chairs
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a bold move to infuse their children’s sections with creativity and curiosity, suburban libraries