Narendra Modi Praises Australia's Revolutionary Butter Chicken Infused Bachelors Handbag
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Narendra Modi has touched down in Australia, and immediately offer up some huge praise for Australia&
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Nation Patiently Waits For Fred Again To Sample A Brown Cardigan Video For Next Tune
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian music community has today politely made a request to British DJ Fred Again. Less
Local Woman’s Mental Health Suffering After Only Receiving RUOK Pamphlet Instead Of Cupcake This Year
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An office worker has been left feeling ripped off this morning, after realising her workplace would
Who The Fuck Thought It Was A Good Idea To Hold A War Expo In Inner-City Melbourne?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a humorous news story, it seems that protestors in Melbourne are braving the police horses
Employer Says It’s OK To Not Be OK But HR Will Probably Use You Not Being OK Against You
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A legal practitioner has made the egregious decision this week to inform the firm’
Taylor Swift The White Orders Her Army To War With Donald Trump
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The US Presidential Election has this afternoon taken a stunning turn, after a declaration of war
Tasmanians Have Been Eating Cats For Generations. Do Trump’s Comments Go Too Far?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former US President Donald Trump’s latest debate performance has sparked global outrage, but
“See It’s In The News!” Says Dad Pointing To Misinformation He Read On Website With All-Seeing-Eye In The Logo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Government prepares to introduce minimum age limits to keep children off social media, there
Black Market Schooners On The Rise As Government’s Disgraceful Excise Increases Force Blokes Underground
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The skyrocketing cost of a cold schooner at the pub has pushed a growing
America Treated To 90 Minutes Of Passive Aggressive Marriage Counselling
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The US presidential debate between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump kicked off at 9pm ET, resulting
Labor’s Base Shrinking Now That Rural Australia No Longer Held Hostage By Communist Shearers Who Can Fight Like Fuck
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Labor Party’s base is shrinking by the day, now that Australia’s regions are
Triple M To Play Non Stop Fooeys For Next 36 Hours In Tribute To Dave Grohl’s Mid Life Crisis
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s home of non stop footy and rock and roll have today rolled out
Readers Of The Advocate Aged Under-16 Begin Subscribing To Print Edition In Anticipation Of Social Media Ban
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Thousands of teenagers across Australia have reportedly begun subscribing to the print edition of