Narendra Modi Praises Australia's Revolutionary Butter Chicken Infused Bachelors Handbag
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Narendra Modi has touched down in Australia, and immediately offer up some huge praise for Australia&
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Token Office Kiwi Admits That Was Actually A Pretty Good Game Bro
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a rare moment of vulnerability, the token office Kiwi has begrudgingly admitted that
Victoria, South Australia And Western Australia Simply Don’t Get AFL Like We Do In The Heartland
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some shocking news over the last 48 hours, the weekend past has confirmed that the
Bouncer Deeply Concerned You May Have Had More Than 2 Great Northerns Before Arriving Here At 11:45PM
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A vigilant yet completely reasonable nightclub bouncer working the door at a mildly popular venue in
Government Reveals Plans To Rename Great Koala National Park To Below Average Largely De-Forested Koala National Park
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The State government of NSW has today quietly updated one of its ‘signature pieces of environmental
“Can I Have The Last Taco?” Begs Sober Mate Getting No Value Out Of Bottomless Brunch
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A local girl is cursing the concept of bottomless brunches today as she attempts
Gas Escaping From Sentient, Cardigan-Wearing Nappy Bin Mistakenly Transcribed And Published In The Australian
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A sound of noxious gas escaping from cardigan-wrapped sentient nappy bin has been
Brisbane Back On That Early 2000s Shit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In their 6th back-to-back AFL finals appearance, it seems that Brisbane City is once
Quiet Sunday Cheeseboard Turns Feral With Inclusion Of Homemade Margarita Mix
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A low-key house warming has taken a dramatic turn this afternoon as a
Apple Airtag Only Really Used When Looking For Lost Keys At Kickons
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Apple has today admitted that the only time their Airtags are used is when they got
Bloke Picks Up Case Of Fosters In A Throwback To Glory Days When Houses Were Like 20k
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A happy go lucky bloke from Betoota Heights has today been reminded of a simpler time.
Sharks and Cowboys Battle It Out For The Chance To Get Absolutely Pole-Axed By Penrith
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT All eyes in the Rugby League universe will be on Allianz Stadium tonight as
Ozempic Mum Worried About Unseen Risks Faced By Vape Son
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local mum and self-proclaimed “yummy mummy,” Patricia Kensington (52), has expressed her deep concerns over