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Victoria Records Second Case Of Bird Flu As Melbourne Residents Prepare To Do What They Do Best
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Victorians are today calling for their former Premier Dan Andrews to break out the Kathmandu puffer
Local Skaters Do Their Bit For The Homeless By Removing City’s Hostile Architecture
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a heartwarming display of class solidarity, a group of local skaters have taken it upon
Gen Z Girl Gets Cyber-Sigilism Patchwork To Match Her Dad’s Faded 90s Fake Tribal Tattoo
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local Gen Z girl, Madeline Chester (23) , has reportedly decided to follow in her father’s
Ange Spotted Catching Up With Some Old Mates Over A Few Bottles Of Wine Down At Jim’s Tavern
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact One of Australia’s favourite sons is making the most of a well deserved trip home,
Hens Party Debrief Mostly About How Much Bride Expects The Maids To Spend On Dresses And Hair
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A focus group is underway at a local cafe today, as a group of
Former Angsty Nineties Teenager Exhales In Relief That Everything Worked Out For Hailie Mathers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A white middle class Australian man, whose most formative teenage years fell upon him during the
New Parents Efforts To Raise A Well Adjusted Young Man Immediately Foiled By Onesie From Nan
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Plains nan has already foiled her son’s attempts at raising a well adjusted
ABC Really Connects With Suburban Viewers By Interviewing Pink-Haired Leftie Freak About Cost-Of-Living
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With fearless news coverage of the current economic downturn, the national public broadcaster has only affirmed
Dutton Says Cricket’s Global Governing Body Has Absolutely No Right To Cast Judgement On Israel
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A furious Peter Dutton has today taken to the media to call for drastic action. The
NRL Player Distraught To Learn That He Let Down Drunk Bloke At The Pub’s SuperCoach Team
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact An NRL player has finally broken his silence after a shocking weekend. Speaking under the condition
Unable To Get Any Ozempic? This 1 Simple Meal Can Help You Quickly Shed All Those Pesky Kilos
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Tired of not being able to lose weight? Sick of looking at those pesky kilos in