Victorian One Nation Candidate Walks Back Comments Where He Described Pol Pot As ‘Based’
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The Victorian state election is just over two weeks away and One Nation candidates are dropping
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Daily Telegraph Deny Ridiculous Claims That They’ve Made A Business Out Of Antagonising Muslims
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Daily Telegraph have today responded to the ‘outlandish’ and ‘disgusting’ claims levelled against them over
National Party Wins Over The Camilla Mums By Mandating That All Surf Clubs Must Pour High Tides
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact After being mostly sheltered from the Australian public for the last few years, the National Party
AusPost Announces Last Outstanding Christmas Parcel Has Finally Been Delivered
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In national logistics news, AusPost have confirmed that every Christmas package and letter to
The Rainbow Fish Set To Be Banned From All Childcares As Part Of Key Temu Trump Election Policy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The man who the polls are currently predicting will be the next Prime Minister of the
“I Don’t Give A Shit About The Trains, I Need You In The Office Today” Says Boss Who Drove His New BMW In
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A city worker has this morning received a firm directive from his boss, who
Valentine’s Day Falling On Saturday Guarantees The Single Girlies Are Getting Fucken Pixelated Tonight
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In an occurrence as rare as Halley’s Comet, a female friendship group have all found
Temu Trump To Take Over East Timor And Claim It For Australia: “The Mooloolaba Of Indonesia”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The man hoping to ride a surging wave of cheap populism to the highest job in
Local P-Plater Instinctively Revs Engine Near Group of Babes, Forgets He’s Driving Mum’s Corolla
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In an embarrassing display of primal male instinct, Betoota Heights teen Kyle Sharp (17) set out
Accountant Mate Drafts Up A Spreadsheet To Prove Set Menu Banquet Isn’t Great Value
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke has put his passion for spreadsheets to good use this evening,
Girl Who Bought Cowboy Boots For Luke Combs Holds Onto Them In Case Queen B Throws In Some Australian Dates
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local concrete cowgirl is rearranging her wardrobe this afternoon as she desperately attempts
Nation’s Career-Devoted Single Women And Ungentlemanly Incels Join Together To Say Today Is Bullshit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Two of society’s most vocal but otherwise unassociated factions have come together today
Liberals Furious Their Once Safest Sydney Electorate Now Includes The Teal-Friendly Homosexual Belt
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Based on population growth in certain areas of NSW, the number of electorates in the state