Narendra Modi Praises Australia's Revolutionary Butter Chicken Infused Bachelors Handbag
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Narendra Modi has touched down in Australia, and immediately offer up some huge praise for Australia&
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Storm’s Accountant Dumps Hard Drive Into The Yarra Anyway
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact A Mercedes Benz G-class is sitting idle outside Hamer Hall tonight, as it
Eric Bana To Play Ivan Cleary In Baz Luhrmann’s New Film Based On Penrith’s Historic 4-Peat
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In exciting news for the Australian film industry, Baz Luhrmann has reportedly just finished
Bloke Who Turned Up Without Any Beers To Grand Final Party Asks If He Can Have One Of Yours
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Hamish Whistler, a nice South Betootanese man, has just turned up to a house
Matt Denny Returns To Allora To Open Matt Denny Disc Golf Course, Next To The Matt Denny Pie Shop, Over The Street From Matt Denny Rural Supplies
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The small town of Allora, Queensland, is once again gearing up to celebrate its
Vet Forced To Clarify That No, He Didn’t Go To Afghanistan, He Is An Animal Repairman
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Momentary confusion filled the beer garden of the Gelded Seahorse Hotel in the French
Jarome Luai Receives 15th Text From The Tigers Asking “When Can You Start?”
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A bleary eyed Jarome Luai has woken up to some clingy text messages this
Former Horse Girl Now Really Into Horse Medicine
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Grove woman who once used to grow her hair down to her waist so
After Realising Poor Immigrants Don’t Mindlessly Vote For Whoever They Tell Them To, Labor Announces New Candidate For Fowler
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Labor has today announced a Vietnamese-Australian candidate for a heavily Vietnamese seat, that they lost
‘Bespoke Ethically Handmade Jewellery’ At Farmers Market Actually Just Drop Shipped From Temu
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACT In a shocking turn of events that has rocked Betoota’s French Quarter, it has been
Chrome Dome Debuts Backwards Cap
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of our town’s baldest men has debuted a tasteful backwards cap today
Apple Admits That The Phantom Vibrations Are Totally Real And There’s Nothing You Can Do About It
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Apple has finally come out and admitted that those random vibrations you feel in your pocket
Rural Newspapers Now Claiming Every NRL Grand Final Player To Ever Fill Up A Tank Of Fuel In Town
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With two teams that boast nationwide grassroots recruiting programs playing in the NRL grand final today,