Narendra Modi Praises Australia's Revolutionary Butter Chicken Infused Bachelors Handbag
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Narendra Modi has touched down in Australia, and immediately offer up some huge praise for Australia&
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Op-Shopping Not Quite As Exciting For Boyfriend
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A budding romance in Betoota’s Flight Path District has today blossomed into a steady relationship.
Qantas Apologises For Showing Human Centipede To Entire Flight During Recent Trip To Betoota
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s favourite tax-dodging and staff sacking airline have been hit by a second
Making The Joker A Musical Not Really That Appetising To Blokes Who Actually Relate To The Joker
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The sequel the world didn’t really need has hit cinemas this week to mixed reviews.
Corporate Alpha Female Finds Natural Partner In Low Functioning Tradie Who Has No Opinions Of His Own
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A French Quarter woman who’s well and truly smashed the glass ceiling has found a
Hand Soap At Boyfriend’s Sharehouse Has Been Squirting Pure Tap Water For 3 Weeks Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Betoota Heights bloke Sam Howler stands accused of being a bit of yucky boy this week,
Dutton Frustrated That This Zionist Rebrand Means He Must Also Condemn His Most Reliable Voters
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Opposition leader Peter Dutton is starting to think he might’ve bitten off more than he
Office Footy Tipping Won Again By Colleague Who Doesn’t Follow It Or Even Care
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate’s NRL footy tipping competition has been won again by Santosh from
Cheap Scottish Imitation Of Powderfinger Announce Two Shows In Australia
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a shocking display of global cultural imperialism, legendary Glaswegan band Oasis, widely known
Husband With The Palate Of An 18-Year-Old Lab Confirms Winery’s 2022 Semillon Is ‘Yeh Good’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has returned to town this week after a long weekend away in
“Why Do I Have To Pay So Much Tax?” Says Sanctimonious Bunghole Who’s Never Set Foot In A NICU
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An idiot from our town’s freshly developed Heights area has complained this morning
Cost-Of-Living Crisis Causes Young Australians To Smell Like Their Grandparents
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the cost-of-living crisis continues into summer, and supermarkets continue their bloodthirsty price-gouging
Panthers Boys Continue Post-Match Festivities With Bit Of Fireball For Brekky
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Rugby League’s most successful team of the 2020s are today keeping the good times going