Victorian One Nation Candidate Walks Back Comments Where He Described Pol Pot As ‘Based’
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The Victorian state election is just over two weeks away and One Nation candidates are dropping
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Office Extrovert Can’t Grab A Biscuit At Morning Tea Without Announcing She’s ‘Being Naughty’
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT An office extrovert has once again reminded her colleagues that she is, in fact, “being naughty”
“Forgive Me, Father, For I Have Sinned” Says Dad Dosing Toddler With Panadol Before Daycare
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local father sought absolution yesterday morning after committing what he describes as a
Peter Dutton Responds Poorly To RBA’s Rate Cuts, Takes It Out On His Brisbane Electoral Office
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The man hoping to be the next Prime Minister of the county has today let that
RBA’s Announcement Causes Real Estate Agent To Splash Out On A Bag That Has Also Been Cut To 4.1%
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact After years of white-knuckling through economic pain, Australians can rejoice today as the Reserve Bank
Interest Rate Cut To 4.1% As Nation Enjoys The Legacy Of Australia’s Greatest Economic Minds
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Reserve Bank of Australia (RBA) has announced a long-awaited interest rate cut,
Lifelong NRL Fan Looks On At Canada-US Ice Hockey Fights With Jealousy And Nostalgia
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT 61-year-old Newcastle native Bruce Bridgewater watched the US vs Canada hockey fights last weekend
Uncle Casually Reveals Details Of Major Crime He Committed While Playing Silly Buggers In The 90s
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The fun uncle has today let slip a story about the time he committed a crime
Property Investors Prepare Their Snouts For Impending Interest Rate Cut
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s aspirational class have been four years in the financial doldrums as
Kid Named Thor Unfortunately Grows Up To Be A Massive Dweeb
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights bloke has this week urged people to please reconsider naming their children after
Local Bloke Tells Girlfriend That She Really Should Have Clarified What She Meant By Roleplaying
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights couple have this week discovered that they both have a very different definition
7 Types Of Labor Party Candidates Currently Fighting For Pre-Selection In Australia’s Swing Seats
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact As the Albanese Government prepares for the dogfight that will be the 2025 Federal Election, all
“It’s Jam-Bon, With a Hard J,” Insists Queenslander Recently Returned from Spain
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has returned from a taxpayer-funded shipbuilding junket to Spain with