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Rupert Murdoch And His Groomsmen Get EPIC Budgy Smugglers Pic On Wedding Day
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Australia’s favourite media mogul has celebrated his big day in style over the weekend. Billionaire
“McBirths, McDeaths, McMarriages”: McDonalds Acquires Vic BDM Office
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Victorian Government has completed the sale of the state’s Office of Births, Deaths and
“Origin Is Just A Sideshow From The Real NRL” Says Sydney Man Who Hasn’t Got Much Hope For Either
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT We are just two days out from one of the biggest events in Australia’s sporting
Local Woman Obviously Getting A Sick Thrill Withholding Last Night’s Photos From The Girl’s Chat
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A French Quarter woman who was nice enough to take photos of a girls outing has
Media Company That Harbours Convicted Racists And Drunks Furious A Real Journalist Has An Opinion
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact News Corp is today doing its very best to distract from the fact they are a
Sydney City Unveil New Anti-Homeless Spikes That Protect Property Investments While Remaining LGBTQI-Friendly
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Melbourne asserts itself as the home of the F1 and fine dining, and Brisbane prepares
Sydney Dad Bored Shitless At Vivid Assumes Joyful Teenagers Must Be Taking Drugs
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local dad had salt rubbed into the wound when the most interesting thing that happened
“Woah, That’s Amazing! Incredible Data!” Says Woman After Seeing Someone’s Strava Run On Instagram
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT I’M IMPRESSED: Just yesterday, local woman Isaac Newton (not the scientist) had taken to
British PM Sunak Hits The Paintball Course To Prove How Much Fun National Service Could Be
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Embattled English Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has today hit the campaign trail ready for battle! Joining
“Conflict In Palestine And/Or Ukraine” Says Insurance Company To Man Wondering Why His Premium Has Tripled
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man sought answers this morning and got one he didn’t expect. Rutger Turner
Local Woman Indulges In An Hour-Long Uninterrupted Yap Session Disguised As Expensive Therapy
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT IT’S ME HI: Yesterday, Jenny Collins successfully wrapped up another hour-long uninterrupted yap session
The Most Racist Politician To Lead A Major Party Since The White Australia Policy Refutes Claims Of Racism
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A man who became a household name stoking racial divisions as both Immigration Minister and Home