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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Not much more really needs to be said other than the fact that we are already
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Wasted Talent Still Struggling To Pick His Moments
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Deputy PM and renowned political yipper, Josh Frydenberg has today hosed down speculation that he
Report: Stupid Leftie Teacher Calls About Son’s “Unhealthy” Lunchbox Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A stupid leftie teacher has put the dog up a local father this morning after ringing
“I Miss Dominant Masculinity” Says Renowned Alpha Male Who Dominated 90s Light Entertainment TV
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a shocking turn of events, masculine icon Jerry Seinfeld, the comedic powerhouse who once ruled
Apprentice Chippy Finally Learns Where Electricians Get Their Tools From
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota boy who now has to suffer the indignity of living in Sydney has learned
Man In Finance, Who’s Working Class, 5’7, Brown Eyes, Confirms He’s Had Enough Of This Meme
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A man working in the high rise precinct of Betoota’s Old City District has today
“Wait Just Let Me Finish Brekky” Says Local Traffic Marshall
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Irish and Brazilian girls that make up the vast majority of Betoota’s roadside traffic
Corporate Sector Exhausted From Caring So Much As Reconciliation Week Clashes With Pride Month
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Not even a year after they undermined The Indigenous Voice Referendum by slapping their filthy logos
PODCAST: Adam Spencer, Australia’s Favourite Geek Joins Betoota Talks To Say Extremely Geeky Stuff
INTERVIEW | Podcast | CONTACT
Economic Downturn Sees Middling Lawyer Opt For A Pair Of $49 Recession RMs Instead Of The Real McCoy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A middling lawyer at a mid-tier domestic law firm has shown up to work today in
Report: Japan The Thinking Man’s Bali
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It can now be confirmed that Japan is simply the ‘thinking man’s’ Bali, as blokes
Millennial Can’t Believe A Bunch Of Gen Z Guys Can Just Go Away For A Weekend And Not Do Huge Amounts Of Blow And Binge Drink Until The Sun Comes Up
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local city worker has been left dumbfounded this afternoon after learning a junior colleague has
Mate That Is Least Likely To Ever Leave His Comfort Zone Claims That He’d Be Keen To Go Camping
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A man that cannot stomach a night out in a suburb more than 15 minutes away