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Local Woman Returns Home To Smouldering Ashes Of Home After Convincing Self She Turned Off Straightener
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local woman returned home yesterday to find her share house reduced to smouldering ashes after
Political Party That Locked Down Half The Economy Until Everyone Could Prove They Had Taken A Vaccine That Hadn’t Even Been Ordered Yet Says Please Let Us Build Nuclear Reactors
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Opposition have this week once again announced that Nuclear Power is the only thing
Woman Bragging About Doing Ayahuasca Could’ve Vomited And Shat Herself In Bali For Half The Price
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A French Quarter woman bragging about the merits of doing ayahuasca ceremony in Costa Rica has
China Rules Out Future Trade Tariffs After Albo Impresses Premier Qiang With A Mad Feed At Happy’s
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today taken the international diplomacy to the next level. With Australia
Hard Quiz Rejects Local Roo Shooter’s Expert Topic Of Picture Magazine Home Girls Of The Month 1994-2003
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local resident has this week claimed that the ABC have continuously rejected his applications for
Man Who Played Footy In A Mudbath And Then Watched 2 More Grades Before Drinking In The Clubhouse For 7 Hours Thinks He’s Coming Down With Something
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local office guy has today revealed to The Advocate that he’s worried he’s
New Bridgeton Sex Scene Confirmed To Last Longer Than 97% Of Regular Real Life Sexual Encounters
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The makers of the wildly popular Bridgeton series have somehow once again outdone themselves when it
Amateur DJ And Underground Soundcloud Enthusiast Pleads For Friends To ‘Wait For The Drop’ When Handed AUX Cord
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT WAIT FOR THE DROP: Pleads Molly, Betoota’s amateur DJ and underground banger enthusiast as
“I Could Plan My Own Wedding” Says Bloke Still Writing On Gift Cards In Ubers
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A local porkchop is being accused of absolute dribble this afternoon as he prepares
Local Bloke Feels Like He’s Discovered A Cheat Code After Going To A German Club For The First Time
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has found himself asking why the fuck he’d never heard of a
Touch Footy Veteran Has Existential Crisis After Being Stepped By Kid That Wasn’t Alive For ’05 Benji
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A local man is having a bit of moment this afternoon after realising he’
Private Health Fund Says You Didn’t Read The Fine Print That Says You’re Not Covered And Fuck You
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights family has learned their son’s cleft palate surgery will not be covered