Narendra Modi Praises Australia's Revolutionary Butter Chicken Infused Bachelors Handbag
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Narendra Modi has touched down in Australia, and immediately offer up some huge praise for Australia&
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Local Freak’s Dreams Come True As Duolingo Release Simlish Course
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Betoota Heights freak Jenny Malone is celebrating the news that language app Duolingo has
Local Woman Realises It Is Impossible To Cook A Pad Thai That Costs Less Than Takeaway
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT After carefully budgeting and promising herself she’d “eat out less,” local woman Sophie Brooks (29)
Local Man Now Rich And Single Enough To ‘Get Into Watches’
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Betoota Hills local Tim Davids (29) has unlocked a new tier of adulthood, achieving the perfect
Bondi Man’s Extremely Public Wellness Shit Mistaken For Sculptures By The Sea Exhibit
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local Bondi man has awkwardly had to wave off tourists and art enthusiasts who mistook
Healthy Harold To Be Replaced By One Of Those Reformed Crooks You See On Tiktok
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In shocking news, the federal government announced today that the beloved Healthy Harold program, a health
Brissy Teenager Celebrates Getting His Red Ps By Going On A 3 Hour Drive To Nowhere In Particular
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Brisbane teenager, who doesn’t have much experience on the great open roads apart from
Graffiti-Hating Karen Suddenly Changes Her Tune After Visiting A Melbourne Laneway
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local mother of 3 who verges on cardiac arrest whenever she sees graffiti in her
Homebuyer Realises This Suburb Is Out Of Reach After Spotting A Street Library
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A man hoping to get his foot into the housing market is devastated to discover that
Elon Musk Also Offering A Million Bucks Per Day To Anyone Who’ll Be Friends With Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Everyone’s favourite precious jewel heir has today hit the news with an exciting new campaign!
As QLD Premier Cracks 100KG On Bench, The LNP Have Been Forced To Roll Out Their Own Strong-Man
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Queenslanders head to the polls for a state election this Saturday, with over 900,000 votes
Workers Recalled To Office Arrive With Refreshed And Renewed Loathing For Their Bullshit Job
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate’s sales and human resources department have been recalled to our Daroo
LeBron And Bronny The First Father Son Combo Since 2022 Penrith Panthers And Parramatta Eels
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The sporting world is marvelling at an incredible feat that took place in the NBA today.