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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Not much more really needs to be said other than the fact that we are already
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Party Girl Coworker Signals Bad Tuesday Comedown By Blocking Out World With Hoodie And Headphone Combo
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A pair of Bose noise cancelling headphones are working overtime today as a local
Julian Assange “Very Happy” To Be Released After Plea Bargain; Keen For Origin 2 If Anyone Has Tickets
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange has struck a plea bargain with the U.S. Justice Department, leading
Italian Mate Confirms There Is 0% Chance Of Wiping The Dolmio Grin Off His Face Today
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local 2nd generation Italian man is walking on clouds today, it can be confirmed. The
Local Woman’s New Mental Health Plan Still Doesn’t Confront Her 48 Hours Of Binge Drinking Per Week
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman reckons she might have found the secret to perfect mental health, after following
Liberals In Such Disarray Their Former State Treasurers Now Rely On Labor For Jobs After Politics
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the Liberal Party now in opposition in every government on the mainland, the once lucrative
Local Man Needs A Blankie
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local office man has today been told to get his act together. Colleagues of Andrew
Trevor Transferred $1.6m To A Stranger On The Internet. Now He Wants The Banks And The Taxpayer To Bail Him Out.
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Trevor remembers the first text messages. “Heelo Sir/Mam,” it read. “Yor Commenwealth bank account is
Former Trolley Boy Peter Malinauskas Tells Adelaide Teenagers To Keep In The Fucken Car Park
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT South Australian Premier Peter Malinauskas has today condemned the actions of the teenagers at the centre
Albo Commits To Building Moon Base By 2035
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia will be the next nation to space, the Prime Minister announced in Canberra this morning,
Dutton Promises To Manufacture 1 Million Flying Cars In Australia By 2030
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Opposition Leader has today kick off the week with a groundbreaking new policy
AFL Child Prodigy Breaks Auskick Record For Most Goals Kicked Down The Wrong End
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact When most average kids are busy doing regular things like watching cartoons, there’s
Small Town Pie Shop Really Letting Success Go To Their Heads
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An Australian slab of tall poppy syndrome might just be what the good doctor ordered after