Qantas Rewards Taxpayer Generosity During Spicy Cough Era By Offshoring A Further 850 Jobs To India
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Qantas has this week announced more job cuts in head office, with more than
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Ozempic Rumours Swirl Around Polo Bear After Debuting New Snatched Look
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT The famous Polo Bear has this week set tongues wagging around the world. Known as
Temu Trump’s Colleagues Growing Increasingly Frustrated By These New ‘Right-To-Disconnect’ Laws
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Rumours of a Liberal Party leadership spill are swirling again, as the Federal Opposition begin leaking
Tesla Owner Sticks This On Their Car Like They Weren’t Already A Complete And Utter Dick Hole Beforehand
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some insufferable cunt from our town’s bohemian French Quarter has made it clear
Malcolm Turnbull Accuses The ABC Of Being Pusillanimous On His Ambulatory And Obloquy Disagreement With That Egocentric Megalomanic Donald Trump And His Conga Line Of Sycophants Who Are Canoodling The President’s Lack Of Incertitude
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The former Prime Minister of Australia has hit back at the current US president today – in
Nuclear Power Bro Has No Fucken Idea If Proposed Tarong Plant Could Withstand A Category 2 Cyclone
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For years, Noosa-based ‘centrist voter’ Dean McCafferty has begged people to educate themselves on the
Elon Musk Reveals Which Nation Is Behind ‘Massive’ Cyberattack on X
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact US President Elon Musk has sensationally revealed overnight that the nation behind the crippling
Australian Radio And TV Presenters Nod Along And Pretend To Understand A Word KNEECAP Is Saying
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Irish hip-hop trio Kneecap is facing quite the language barrier while on tour in Australia.
Inner City White Girl Unsure If She Should Wear White Or Black Tank Top With Jeans Today
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman who yearns to be one of those fashionable girlies has today admitted that
Dutton Breaks His Silence: “Time Doesn’t Mean Anything When You Have Water Lapping At Your Door”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a full week of radio silence, Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has finally made a public
Daily Tele Slams Disgusting Bulldogs’ Supporter For Inciting Dragons’ Fan To Throw Pie At Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Rugby League’s paper of merit has today continued its fearless reporting on some of the
Dad Breaks World Record for Most Consecutive Listens of Bruce Springsteen’s ‘Secret Garden’ After Getting Noise-Cancelling Headphones for Christmas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local father has reportedly broken a world record for most consecutive listens of
Gale Force Winds Sends One Of The Giant Steel Balls Flying Into The Wheel Of Brisbane
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact One of Brisbane’s most iconic and beloved public art sculptures was partially destroyed last night,