Narendra Modi Praises Australia's Revolutionary Butter Chicken Infused Bachelors Handbag
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Narendra Modi has touched down in Australia, and immediately offer up some huge praise for Australia&
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Man Who Can’t Commit To Dinner Plans Somehow Manages To Lock In Flights For Bali Boys’ Trip
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT In a move that has left his mates both astounded and impressed, local Aussie bloke
Summer Fast Approaching As Boats Move To The Driveway For Annual Hose Down
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT With summer fast approaching, the boats of Betoota Heights have emerged from hibernation, transforming driveways into
Uni Socialist Doesn’t Seem To Have A HECs Debt
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Uni student and self-proclaimed Marxist-Leninist, Hugo Montmorency, has made quite a name for himself
Group Chat Make Fairly Valid Point That It’s A Saturday Arvo And You Have Fuck All On Tomorrow
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local man has today been reminded that it is a lovely Saturday afternoon, and he
Woman On Fitness Kick Somehow Is Doing F45 In Case You Didn’t Know She’s Doing F45 Yeah So She Was At F45 This Morning
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT A local woman’s newfound love for a gym franchise has become the hottest topic among
“Oi Look At This Junkie Outside The Pub Haha” Says Corporate Man After 20 Standard Drinks On A Weekday
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact Local corporate wanker, Jae (30) is on fire this afternoon. His drinking buddies are pissing
Millennial Ditches Office Worker Mullet For Corporate Crew Cut After Promotion
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In a shocking display of upward mobility, local millennial Paul Donovan (32) has traded in his
“They Don’t Know How Lucky They Are” Sighs Man Looking Out Bus Window At Some Boys Deleting Pints In The Sun With Their Mates
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man is lamenting the one Friday he’s not able to join
Ex-Tumblr User Unsurprisingly Proficient At HTML Coding
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In what comes as no surprise to those familiar with 2010s internet culture, ex-Tumblr user
Local Woman In Financial Ruin After Inter-State Bestie Comes To Visit
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Sarah Drummond (28), is curled up on her couch, processing the financial fallout from her inter-
Mate Still Desperately Trying To Sell Four Coldplay Tickets If Anyone’s Changed Their Mind
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local man Taylor Mooch is still pushing hard to offload four Coldplay tickets in
Senator Who Made A Career Spewing Racial Slurs About Every Single Race Of People Found To Be Racist
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After two years of expensive legal proceedings, a Federal Court has found the Far-Right Australian