Report: Has Anyone Ever Actually Used The Backpack Headphone Hole
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A comprehensive new report has confirmed that the small, rubber-lined headphone hole featured on most backpacks
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Barnaby Credits New Youthful Appearance To Giving Up The Grog and Darts
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce has credited his newfound youthful appearance to a significant lifestyle change:
Report: 95% Of Caboolture Claims To Have Been One Of The 20 People At Keith Urban’s First Gig
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Queensland’s most succesful recording artist Keith Urban announces the release of his 12th studio
Mate Who Refuses To Download TikTok Just Watches Them On Instagram Reels Two Weeks Later
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local woman has today revealed an incredible life hack for those struggling with an addiction
Factional Labor Boss Knew That This Whole Diversity Thing Would Come Back And Bite Them
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A senior Labor Party figure has today spoken to The Advocate about a major issue currently
“Who Would Vote For Trump!” Says Resin-Jewellery Leftie Whose Tenants Just Got Hit With A 50% Rent Increase
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A socially-progressive but fiscally responsible third-wave feminist is today just as outraged by the prospect of
Relationship Put To Sternest Test Yet As Mid Century Woman Moves In With Millennial Grey Man
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though moving in with your partner should be a happy milestone, for local woman Amelia Fortunati,
Bloke Working The Pro Shop Receives Roaring Applause After Only Charging Bucks Party for Nine Holes
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT After manning the tills at Emerald Lakes golf shop for over 15 years, Ron
Panic And Confusion Only Increases As Hens Party Fire Truck Roars Past Burning Building
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local residents have been left bewildered after what they thought was an emergency fire truck roared
Mature Age Uni Girl Breaks The Ice With Younger Classmates By Asking If They Use Tumblr
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local woman, Penny Young (31) , who recently re-enrolled into University for psychology, has reportedly been unsuccessful
Asian Mate Off To One Of Their Secret Raves Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has found himself bewildered by his asian mates’ endurance, after discovering he would
Local Woman Able To Keep Up With Convo About Motorbike CC’s With Limited Knowledge From Mario Kart
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has today been able to bluff her way through some motorcycle chat, by
Report: Biden Would Not Pass HIA
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Everyone except Donald Trump’s staunch supporter base are horrified today, after getting a close look