Bloke With Interlock In Car Has A Lot To Say About Society’s Moral And Political Shortcomings
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The Advocate can today report that a man who legally has to blow into an interlock
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Man Admits He'll Be Pounding A Medium McChicken Meal On The Way Home After Fine Dining Experience
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights couple has spoken to The Advocate this morning about their Saturday night booking
Nation's Transcendent Love For Wallabies Really Just Deep Homesickness For An Australia That Doesn't Exist Anymore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Across Australia this week the same line keeps getting repeated. This is the worst Wallabies side
Corporate Drone Confronts Harsh Reality He Might Actually Have To Work Today Instead Of Watching The Cricket In The Boardroom As Planned
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Employees at a local financial services firm were forced to begin the working week with actual
Bazball ≠ Travball
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact For all the noise England make about Bazball, the truth is that it still looks like
The Perth Pitch Is An Ongoing Threat To Humanity
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There are places in the world known for their beauty, their culture, their history, their architecture.
Report: Only Big Haydos Could Wear A Big Fucking Fuck Off Hat Like That
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the Golden West, Big Haydos has done it again. The former
Scottish Unsure How To Feel Going Into World Cup Without Solely Fixating On England Losing
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Scottish world is in shock after their national team actually qualified for the world cup,
Profit Fuelled Expansion Of World Cup Guarantees Inclusion Of Countries You Didn't Know Existed
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT FIFA’s decision to expand the World Cup from 32 to 64 teams, supposedly to give
GP Waiting Room Rejoices After Local Granny Asks Reception To Put The Ashes On
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A bit of life has been injected into a dull medical waiting room this
Girl Gives Uber Driver 1-Star For Not Speaking Soothingly To His Friend Overseas The Whole Ride
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local woman has left a scathing one-star Uber review after her driver failed to spend
Nation Gets Annual Reminder Of The Godless Shit Channel 7 Is Putting On These Days
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Cricket fans around the country have today received their annual reminder of what exactly Channel 7
Short-Term Rental Key Locks Serve As Gravestones To Once Tight Knit Inner City Community
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The short term rental key boxes outside an inner city apartment now serve as the hauntingly