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Hangry Woman Considering Breaking Off Friendship After Mate Insists On Lining Up For An Hour To Try This Place

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact What was supposed to be a fun outing has turned into a test of patience and

First-Year Uni Student Finally Finds A New Easy Drinking Craft Lager He’s Never Heard Of

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A student from Betoota Heights has struck gold today. The stroke of luck came as the

Grinspoon’s Iconic Frontman Phil Jamieson Joins Betoota Talks For A Great Chat About Lismore, The Grinspoon Family, Thrills, Chills, Sunday Pills And More

“Fuck, Can’t We Just Dig Something Out Of The Ground” Says Australia, Staring Down Barrel Of Recession

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The geniuses in charge of our economy and political system are today coming to terms with

Aspiring Brat Girl Struggles To Grasp What It Really Means To Live This Life

STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT 365 PARTY GIRL: In a tragic display of misplaced ambition, local Instagram baddie, Tiffany Bloomfield

David Anderson Departs The ABC Over The Hideous New Website Layout

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After six years getting attacked from all sides, ABC boss David Anderson has said fuck you

Bloke At Event With An Open Buffet Unable To Stop Gorging Himself Like An Unsupervised Labrador

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has reached a new level of piggery at a networking lunch today, that

Local Teacher Gives Up On Trying To Explain That The Matildas Aren’t Really A Book Week Theme

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights Public (BHP) teacher has today thrown in the towel, it can be confirmed.

Local Fitness Bro Asks Wife If They Can Park Argument As He Hasn’t Reached His Daily Strava Target Yet

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a tragic display of a fitness addiction gone awry, Betoota Heights mortgage broker Tom Mathieson,

Local Dad Reckons The Sheilahs Said He Was An Immortal Ronnie Coote Back Before He Met Mum

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local dad has offered some very much unwanted information to his adult children today. Taking

Local Farmer Ardently Goes About Choosing His Town Pants Ahead Of The Weekend

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A grazier from our town’s northern limits has spent the morning trying to decide which

“Must Be the Moon,” Claims Local Woman As Life Crumbles Around Her

STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT I BLAME THE MOON: Lucy Harris (31) is convinced that the moon is the culprit