Qantas Rewards Taxpayer Generosity During Spicy Cough Era By Offshoring A Further 850 Jobs To India
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Qantas has this week announced more job cuts in head office, with more than
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Sudanese Bloke From Toowoomba Has The Same Accent As David Littleproud
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT South Sudanese-Australian, Marty Deng (27) is well aware how surprised people get when they notice
Jack Della Maddalena Unwinds After A Big Week By Smoking A Few Cones Up On Zig Zag Hill
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s new Prince of Punching On is today taking some time to unwind and
Woman Who Gets Cosmetic Work To Look Young For Her Age Now Just Looks Like Everyone Her Age Who’s Gotten Work
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local woman has found herself in a weird paradox today, after coming to the realisation
Bloke Drives To The Gym To Have A Walk
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has revealed today his tri-weekly habit of driving to the
Recession Indicator? Bondi Bloke Asks If He Can Split A Bag With Someone
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT In a deeply troubling sign for the national economy, a Bondi man has reportedly asked his
Peter Dutton Reinvents Himself With A 6-Week Muay Thai Retreat In Phuket
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT After having his entire self-identity shattered on election night, a lost Peter Dutton has resorted
Last Minute Surge In Postal Votes For Independents Has The Potential To Be Very Fucking Funny
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Weeks after the 2025 Federal Election and the very careful vote-counting continues in the Liberal
Woman Gets Through An Entire Mozart Repertoire Before Getting Onto Customer Service Rep
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local university student has today spent a productive couple of hours mindlessly scrolling her social
Brisbane Having Second Thoughts About Hosting Olympics After Realising It’s Gonna Clash With Ekka
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Crisafulli Government has called an emergency cabinet meeting today, after being alerted to a catastrophic
MAGA Movement Receives Much Needed Reinforcements
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The MAGA movement has received some much needed back-up after the first group of white
PM Respectfully Declines New Zealand’s Offer To Gift Him A $7400 Gyrocopter For His Own Personal Use
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has politely declined a generous trans-Tasman offer from the
Regional High School Teacher Brings Class Into Line By Absolutely Humiliating The Big Dog
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Year 10 history teacher has today pulled out a tried and tested method of