NSW Victory Damped As Blues Fan Catches Girlfriend Scrolling Through Kalyn Ponga’s Insta Dumps
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A blues supporter has been knocked down a peg after last nights game after waking up
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Canberra Public Servant Ready To Brave Some Mild Winds In His $900 Cun’teryx Jacket
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Canberra-based public servant has been waiting and waiting for some seasonable winds
Greens Reveal Ground Breaking Policy To Make Tomato Sauce Squeeze Packets Free Nation Wide
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Greens leader Adam Bandt has today announced that in addition to making public schools free, they’
CIA Amused By How Easy It Would Be To Assassinate Government Figures, Train Guerillas And Create A Power Vacuum In Greenland
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world’s favourite terrorist organisation incubator has today spoken to The Advocate about its potential
Regional TV Audiences In Mourning After Revelations That Rivers Is Shutting Down
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Viewers of TV channels like Imparja, WIN and NBN are today reeling after some terrible business
Local Woman Finally Understands Why Getting Up Early To Exercise Feels Good, Glad She Tried It Once
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who usually hits the gym after work has finally managed to get her arse
Dutton Misses Out On A Full Week Of Culture War Headlines Thanks To January 26 Falling On A Sunday
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Federal Opposition leader Peter Dutton’s hopes for beginning 2025 with a bang have been neutralised
Bad Breakup Spirals Into HYROX Registration
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Friends and family of Breanna Anderson are collectively keeping an eye on the young woman this
“It’s Fine When Kamala Does It” Says Angry Car
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An angry car has defended Elon Musk’s ‘evocative hand gesture’ today, which strangely isn’t
Local Coach Driver Sighs After Getting Rostered On To Drive Bus Full Of Cunce This Year
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local coach company has done one of their longest serving and widely respected
Australian Chickpea Farmer Quietly Excited About A Potential Trade War Between Trump And India
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Australian grain growers are this week watching US President Trump’s every move with baited breath.
Caravaner Thankful For Helpful Sign Telling Them To Speed Up In 2KM
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A man with a brain that’s blowing more blue smoke than a third-
7 Types Of Liberal Party Candidates Currently Fighting For Pre-Selection In Suburban Australia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Ever since their stellar efforts in convincing Australians to reject an Indigenous Voice, the Liberal Party