“Should We Perhaps Get Some Tinted Windows On These Rovers?!” Growls King Charles
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT King Charles has once again queried staff at Buckingham Palace, wondering if it would be possible
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Stand Up Paddle Boarder Also Has One Of Those Electric Skateboards
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a shocking yet entirely predictable turn of events, local stand up paddle boarder and self-proclaimed
Waiter Admits She Gets A Kick Out Of Walking In The Direction Of Starving Males Before Hooking Right
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Emma Spring (29), a veteran waitress, has admitted to taking delight in leading on hungry male
Taylor Swift’s Endorsement May Give Democrats Much Needed Boost To Compete With Kid Rock’s Fanbase
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT American biggest pop music superstar has made an uncharacteristic contribution to the 2024 US Presidential race,
Couple Do Everyone A Solid And Get Married Where They—And Most Of Their Friends And Family Live
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact A local couple has stunned friends and family by breaking with the upper-middle-class tradition of
Inspirational Woman Notifies Instagram That She’ll Be Doing The ’75 Soft’ Challenge
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Anita Petersham has taken to her Instagram today to announce that she’ll be
Queensland’s New Poo At Work Campaign To Leave Workplace Toilets Leaking Emissions Like State’s Open Cut Mines
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Queensland Government has this week made headlines for an eyebrow raising campaign. In a decision
Woman Recommending Pilates To Everyone She Interacts With Definitely Just Started Pilates
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT There have been a series of reports that local woman Dina Navis (25), has frantically been
Nation Patiently Waits For Fred Again To Sample A Brown Cardigan Video For Next Tune
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian music community has today politely made a request to British DJ Fred Again. Less
Local Woman’s Mental Health Suffering After Only Receiving RUOK Pamphlet Instead Of Cupcake This Year
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An office worker has been left feeling ripped off this morning, after realising her workplace would
Who The Fuck Thought It Was A Good Idea To Hold A War Expo In Inner-City Melbourne?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a humorous news story, it seems that protestors in Melbourne are braving the police horses
Employer Says It’s OK To Not Be OK But HR Will Probably Use You Not Being OK Against You
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A legal practitioner has made the egregious decision this week to inform the firm’s HR
Taylor Swift The White Orders Her Army To War With Donald Trump
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The US Presidential Election has this afternoon taken a stunning turn, after a declaration of war