“Should We Perhaps Get Some Tinted Windows On These Rovers?!” Growls King Charles
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT King Charles has once again queried staff at Buckingham Palace, wondering if it would be possible
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Colleague About To Hoover The Six Remaining RUOK Day Cupcakes In Breakroom Fridge Probably Won’t Be OK In A Few Hours
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of The Advocate’s esteemed sales account coordinators, Kevin Overell, nephew of editor Dr. Clancy
Local Woman Puts On Her Gayest Leftie Outfit To Avoid Being Handed Any Voting Pamphlets
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman who borders on the more introverted side has decided to pop on her
3rd Year Uni Student Upset Never To Have Sat On Fresh Lawn With Diverse Friends As Promised By Ad
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A uni student in the final year of his degree has admitted that he’s a
SeaDoo Release New EV Jet Ski To Target FIFOs Transitioning Into Renewables Sector
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world of white water fish tails looks set to change drastically this year, with a
“Wow, Hard Act To Follow” Say Nurses Union With Protest Booked In Next Week
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Following the dramatic anti-war protests sweeping Melbourne this week, the Victorian Nurses Union is already feeling
Sydney Man Not Sure Which Blatant Criminal With Ties To Developers He’ll Vote For This Weekend
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NSW Local Council elections are on this weekend, and voters right across the state are
Bloke On BBQ Duty Checks To Make Sure Everyone Saw Him Pour Beer On The Snags
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local alpha male who has taken on the duty of cooking all of the meat
Dramatic Hometown Acquaintance Suddenly Married To A Bloke That Nobody Has Ever Heard Of
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A dramatic hometown acquaintance, who is usually quick to publicise every single personal update online, has
Liberals And Labor Find Rare Bi-Partisan Agreement On Abolishing The Electoral Divisions Of Melbourne, Griffith, Brisbane, Ryan, North Sydney, Wentworth, Indi, Kennedy, Warringah, Kooyong, Mayo And Mackellar
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s two major political parties have today signalled a major change to our democratic
Long Suffering Girlfriend Books In Manicure After Boyfriend Suggests Spontaneous Weekend In Tasmania
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A local girl has charged through three speed cameras and four red lights this
Local Girl Evacuates One Night Stand After Being Offered A Post-Root LCM Bar
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT In news overnight, the CQ rescue helicopter was sighted flying over the Ponds last
After Years Of Cookers And Nazis, Victorian Police Reconnect With Some Old Fashioned Anti-War Hard-Liners
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the most recent protests to take over our city streets with next to zero media