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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT According the last two Roy Morgan voter surveys, the far-right minor party of One Nation
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Kid Named Thor Unfortunately Grows Up To Be A Massive Dweeb
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights bloke has this week urged people to please reconsider naming their children after
Local Bloke Tells Girlfriend That She Really Should Have Clarified What She Meant By Roleplaying
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights couple have this week discovered that they both have a very different definition
7 Types Of Labor Party Candidates Currently Fighting For Pre-Selection In Australia’s Swing Seats
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact As the Albanese Government prepares for the dogfight that will be the 2025 Federal Election, all
“It’s Jam-Bon, With a Hard J,” Insists Queenslander Recently Returned from Spain
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has returned from a taxpayer-funded shipbuilding junket to Spain with
Daily Telegraph Deny Ridiculous Claims That They’ve Made A Business Out Of Antagonising Muslims
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Daily Telegraph have today responded to the ‘outlandish’ and ‘disgusting’ claims levelled against them over
National Party Wins Over The Camilla Mums By Mandating That All Surf Clubs Must Pour High Tides
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact After being mostly sheltered from the Australian public for the last few years, the National Party
AusPost Announces Last Outstanding Christmas Parcel Has Finally Been Delivered
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In national logistics news, AusPost have confirmed that every Christmas package and letter to
The Rainbow Fish Set To Be Banned From All Childcares As Part Of Key Temu Trump Election Policy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The man who the polls are currently predicting will be the next Prime Minister of the
“I Don’t Give A Shit About The Trains, I Need You In The Office Today” Says Boss Who Drove His New BMW In
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A city worker has this morning received a firm directive from his boss, who
Valentine’s Day Falling On Saturday Guarantees The Single Girlies Are Getting Fucken Pixelated Tonight
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In an occurrence as rare as Halley’s Comet, a female friendship group have all found
Temu Trump To Take Over East Timor And Claim It For Australia: “The Mooloolaba Of Indonesia”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The man hoping to ride a surging wave of cheap populism to the highest job in
Local P-Plater Instinctively Revs Engine Near Group of Babes, Forgets He’s Driving Mum’s Corolla
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In an embarrassing display of primal male instinct, Betoota Heights teen Kyle Sharp (17) set out