Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
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Crisafulli Looking Like A Flakey Dad As Labor Promise To Feed All The Kids The LNP Force Women To Have
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Pre-polling has officially opened for the 2024 Queensland Election, and the state’s entire political landscape
Uber Driver Suddenly In Mood For A Yarn After Sensing Passenger Is Violently Hungover
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local Anna Talbot has learned the hard way that the chances of copping a chatty Uber
Russian Space Agency Says Space X Test Invalid As No Chimp Or Dog Was On Board
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a sharp critique of SpaceX’s latest achievement, the head of Russia’s space agency,
QLD Premier Comes Up With OUTLANDISH Plan To Stop Troubled Kids From Stealing Things: Feeding Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With his back against the wall and staring down a coordinated media campaign to end his
Jeff Kennett Hoping Liberals Can Win Back Teal Voters By Addressing Their Rude Little Bitch Problem
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Victorian premier and Liberal Party heavyweight, Jeff Kennett says he wants his party focused on
Ageing Dad Remembers To Pre-Crack His Knees Before Putting The Kid Down
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Betoota Heights man Tom McGaynor made sure to pre-crack his knees before settling his 18-month-old daughter,
“Just Popping Into The Shops” Says Boyfriend Hoisting Case Of Beer Onto Shoulder At Uncle Dans
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today won the weekend, barely minutes after it kicked off. With another
Woman Waking Up From Drunk Night Out Convinced She’s Somehow Managed To Upload Nude To Instagram Story
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has awoken to a feeling of terror this morning, having convinced herself that
“These Kids And Their Screens” Says 34 Year Old That Spent Just As Much Time Looking At A Tamagotchi
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local millennial woman has again reaffirmed that the kids are lost in the world of
Self-Respecting Young Man Sits On Hotel Bed To Put Shoes On Because He Ain’t No Goddamn Cuck!
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Staying in Betoota’s finest roadside accommodation, 27-year-old Chad Reynolds made one thing abundantly clear this
LNP’s Costings Revealed: “We Will Privatise Prisons Full Of 10-Year-Olds Born To Teenage Mothers Who Are Banned From Getting Abortions”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A junior Murdoch journalist is putting their belongings into a cardboard box today, after making the
Hip Boutique Tea Brand Still No Match For A Bushells Made By An Old White Lady That Watches Sky News
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A new study has revealed that even with the best marketing, originality and great taste, a