Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
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Absolutely Stacked Stranger In Mid-Tier Sportswear Is Keen On Buying Some Recreational Drugs Bro
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A stranger who looks like he usually takes pretty good care of himself appears to have
Peter Dutton Keeping Verrrrryyyyyyyyyy Quiet About His 400 Million Dollar Portfolio
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the fallout continues from the Prime Minister’s ill-advised property purchase on the Cenny Coast,
Sydney Residents Urged To Resist Snorting Mystery Substance Washed Up On Beach
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Residents of the southern hemisphere’s largest open air sewer are being asked by health authorities
King Charles Gets A High Fade And Veneers As Is The Custom For Englishmen Heading To Bondi
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact His Majesty King Charles was in South London yesterday receiving a high fade from his favourite
Pizza Rounda Lobbyists Donate Heavily To LNP As QLD Premier Unveils Healthy School Lunches Plan
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The momentum that Premier Miles was gaining in the final weeks of the 2024 Queensland Election
Cat That Ignored Worried Calls For 6 Hours Suddenly Alive And Well After Hearing Biscuits Rattling
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds moggy has finally come out from their hiding place this morning, having spent
Lehrmann’s Threat To Start An OnlyFans Proves Public Servants Will Do Anything But Get A White Card
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Out-of-work chungus Bruce Lehrmann has been living off a different variety of taxpayer dollars recently as
Rich Losers Who Buy Homes Near Famous NSW Live Music Precincts To Be Given A Teaspoon Of Cement
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In new rules that are possibly 20 years too late, the NSW Government will now tell
Of Course The Annoying Guy At New Job Is A Whovian
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local woman Amy Matthews (24) recently started a new office job and is not surprised at
PM’s Optics Department Throws Phone Out Window After Albo Buys $4.3 Million Luxury Beach House
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The head of the Prime Minister’s Optics Department has today taken the day off. Speaking
Man Ridiculed For His Kid Hobbies Is Absolutely At Peace With The World
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who often faces criticism for enjoying ‘childish’ hobbies has today revealed that he’s
Local Man Suffers PTSD Flashback Hearing Dr Norman Swan Talk About Bird Flu On The News
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It was meant to be a lazy Monday afternoon for local man Shane Bunting, who found