Online Patriot Spends His Days Mythologising An Aussie Culture He's Never Been Invited To Take Part In
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 35-year-old man who has never once attend a 5-day test cricket match,
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Dutton Breaks His Silence: “Time Doesn’t Mean Anything When You Have Water Lapping At Your Door”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a full week of radio silence, Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has finally made a public
Daily Tele Slams Disgusting Bulldogs’ Supporter For Inciting Dragons’ Fan To Throw Pie At Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Rugby League’s paper of merit has today continued its fearless reporting on some of the
Dad Breaks World Record for Most Consecutive Listens of Bruce Springsteen’s ‘Secret Garden’ After Getting Noise-Cancelling Headphones for Christmas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local father has reportedly broken a world record for most consecutive listens of
Gale Force Winds Sends One Of The Giant Steel Balls Flying Into The Wheel Of Brisbane
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact One of Brisbane’s most iconic and beloved public art sculptures was partially destroyed last night,
John Deere Launches Dedicated Kids Network To Teach Them The Evils Of Case IH From Early Age
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Agricultural giant John Deere has announced the launch of a dedicated children’s media
AFL Opening Round Only Slightly Less Confusing Than Hook Turns
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Victorian Football League is today yet to comment on the incredibly weird event that was
8 Types Of One Nation Candidates Currently Fighting To Win Australia’s Semi-Rural Electorates
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The 2025 Federal Election is around the corner, and Pauline Hanson’s One Nation are once
You’ve Gone A Bit Quiet Mate?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the first time since taking leadership of the Liberal Party, Peter Dutton has gone several
After A Full Week Of Bluey, Brissy Dad Tells Son That Chilli & Bandit Have Relocated The Family To Toowoomba To Avoid The Floods
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Brisbane dad who’s just not quite in the mood to watch back to back
Western Australians Waste An Hour Of Their Saturday On Yet Another Pointless State Election
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Millions of Western Australians are today shrugging at the result of the 2025 state election, with
Avalon Airport Gunman Refuses To Pay JetStar’s Ridiculous Fees For Extra Carry-On
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The young man who boarded an outer-Melbourne JetStar flight with a shotgun has reportedly refused
Queensland Vows To Rebuild After The Destruction Of Sun-Shower Alfred
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With airports back open and schools set to return on Monday, Queenslanders are emerging from their