Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
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Straight Bloke Cops Glares From The Gays And Girlies Over His Unappreciated Bubble Butt
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local straight man Nathan Dunne, 28, is reportedly growing concerned over a wave of inexplicable hostility
Short-Sighted Murdoch Newspapers Celebrate Rudd Being Sent Home To Continue His Very Popular Campaign To Destroy Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Australia’s Murdoch media machine is in overdrive today, after recently unearthed footage shows Australia’s
Surgeon Prepares To Vote Green For The First Time After They Pledge To Wipe His $240k HECS Debt
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local surgeon who only recently qualified is preparing himself to vote for The Greens at
6 Ways Millennials Can Have A Mid-Life Crisis Without Buying A Sports Car To Make Them Feel Young
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact If you can’t afford a sports car and swinging really isn’t something you’re
40% Pay Rise For NSW Police Sadly Means Their Kids Will Become Leftie Uni Students With ACAB Tatts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A landmark pay rise for the NSW police force has inadvertently triggered an existential crisis, now
Bloke Gets Himself A Hyundai Santa Fe To Go With His Barge Arse
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local barge arse has picked up the Hyundai Santa Fe he ordered earlier this year
Local Girl Savours Short Window In Mens Fashion Where Skater Boyfriend’s Permanent Outfit Is On Trend
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Local woman, Char Longbottom (27) had always hoped this would happen. She knew men’s fashion
“This Will All Be Yours One Day” Says Mum Referring To A Skip Bin’s Worth Of Knick Knacks
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A poor French Quarter woman has today been reminded that she’ll be responsible for getting
Gladiator 2 Praised For Having Something For Both Mums And Daughters
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The minds and money men behind the blockbuster of the year, have been praised by members
Local Kiwi Has The Nerve To Say Migration Is Seriously Affecting Our Housing Market And Economy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A man from the land of the Long White Cloud has ruffled a few feathers in
Cousin’s Bucks Party Exposes Man To The Parallel Universe Of Cousins From The Other Side
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A local man has today discovered what his cousins have been doing every second Christmas. Sam
Melbourne Rental Applications Now Require Prospective Tenants To Partake In A Quick Blood Ritual
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Melbourne property managers have called for the rental application process to become even more humiliating and