PM Unfazed By Chinese Spies Infiltrating Local Billionaire Community Because They're All Racist
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has told reporters in Canberra this week that he is
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Israel Makes The Mistake Of Bombing A Country That’s Hosted A World Cup
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the Middle East, Israel has gone ahead and bombed another country.
White House Claims Trump Was Recruited By FBI to Send Creepy Handwritten Letter To Epstein
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a month of escalating media stunts – it seems there is one niggling news story that
People Of Nepal Give Albo A Glimpse Of What Will Happen To Him If He Makes Property Values Go Down
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The government of Nepal has been toppled and Kathmandu’s Parliament House is still
Top Boy Ange Turns Into Men In Tights Ange
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia’s favourite football manager has confirmed a huge move overnight. Ange Postecoglou, formerly known as
Local Man Grateful For No Reception Now That Life Has Stuff Worth Escaping From
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A rare moment of serenity has today swept through the cabin of QF652 from
“All Of You. Get In” – Madge Orders Broncos Squad To Bathe In The Urinals At Red Hill Leagues
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a stellar performance in the final match of the regular season, The Brisbane Broncos have
What The Fuck
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the self proclaimed Home of the Brave and the Land of
ATO Say ALL G-Wagon Owners Are Being Audited This Year Because They Are ALL Dodgy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Australian Taxation Office (ATO) has today confirmed that every single person driving a
Nation’s Teenage Boys Get In Front Of New E-Safety Restrictions And Begin Hijacking Street Libraries
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After years of unbridled access to adult streaming websites, the nation’s youth are now preparing
New Wave Of Hilarious Stickers Spotted On The Back Of Teslas
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The virtue signalling and motoring community are chortling this week after a wave of new stickers
James Murdoch Carves Out $1B From Family Fortune To Start Another Strangely Impressive Rap Label
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After several decades out of the game, one of the world’s most succesful hip hop
Hope For Planet Restored As Lachlan Murdoch Wins Bid To Succeed His Living Australian Treasure Father Rupert Murdoch
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The world breathed a sigh of relief today as Lachlan Murdoch, the slightly less