PM Unfazed By Chinese Spies Infiltrating Local Billionaire Community Because They're All Racist
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has told reporters in Canberra this week that he is
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Queensland Wins Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Queensland has cemented its place as the dominant force in Australian football, defeating Geelong
“Let’s Fucking Go Boys” Says Queenslander
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A report has found that a Queenslander has yelled at his television today. More to come.
Annual Siege Of Rugby’s Minas Tirith Begins In Auckland
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Wallabies return to Eden Park on Saturday for their annual Test against the
OK! OK! Alright! That Was Pretty Sick And Exceeded Expectations
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Yep, once again, credit to the head honchos at the AFL, that was fucking
Visiting Queenslanders In Awe Of The Melbourne Ovoidal Stadium
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Two boys from Betoota Heights have made the pilgrimage south to cheer on the
Rapture? Apocalypse? Who Gives A Shit! It’s Friday Afternoon And It’s Time To DRINK SOME PISS
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact While TikTok prophets and Facebook aunties spent the week frothing about the supposed Rapture
Does Your Boyfriend Have 16 Wikipedia Tabs Open On His Browser At All Times? His Mum May Have Taken Panadol While Pregnant
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local woman has fronted the media in a tell-all interview admitting that she took
Alleged Swannies Die Hard Not Even Aware AFL Grand Final Is This Weekend
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A die hard “Bloods” fan from Sydney’s eastern suburbs has choked on his pale
NRL To Introduce “Bellamy Cam” So Fans Can Watch Coach Detonate In 4K
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact In great news for Rugba Leeg fans, Channel 9 are set to level up their
Tradie That’s Not Really Into Sports Battling Awkward Month Of The Year
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local tradie with an aversion to sports has taken a big gulp as he prepares
Local Couple Skip $4000 For Celebrant And Force Thespian Mate To Do It
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local couple are rejoicing this week after figuring out a handy way to shave
Well-Off But Ultimately Useless Young Man Confirms The Only Sport He’s Watching This Weekend Is The Ryder Cup
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite an avalanche of high-stakes football on offer across the nation this weekend,