Local Woman Comforts Husband After He Was Left With No Option But To Do A Poo In A Public Toilet With No Seat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights woman has consoled her husband after he was forced to use a public
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Bush Priest’s Toes Curl Off After Taking Confession From Bloke Home From Big Smoke For Christmas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A parish priest in the soulless sprawl of Betoota Heights has reportedly been left a broken
Lack Of Great-Grandkids Means Extended Family Christmas Will Be Another Almighty Piss Up
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local extended family whose youngest member is 23 years old is preparing for yet another
Snobby Neighbours Ski Trip To Japan Means Their Luxury In-Ground Totally Up For Grabs
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking news that’s sure to put a smile on the face of
Local Bloke Sets World Record For “Fastest Present Unwrapping To Marketplace Listing”
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking news from the front living room of a Betoota Heights McMansion, a
Dad Escapes The Christmas Eve Kitchen Chaos By Mowing Lawn For The Third Time This Week
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As plumes of black smoke and an orchestra of kitchen mixers bellow from the
Local Woman Makes Peace With Reckless Decisions By Saying “It’s Christmas”
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local girl has decided to book herself in for an old-fashioned silly season
Disappointment As Would-Be National Hero Outed As Litigious Arsehole
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Lawyers for dancing nerd Rachael “Raygun” Gunn are demanding $10,000 in legal fees from the
Australia Farewells Beloved Author Who Wrote Books For Kids Who Preferred Hand Grenades Over Magic Wands
OBITUARY | Contact Young adults across Australia are today farewelling a man who activated teenage imaginations right across the world. Beloved
Local Bloke Pops Into The Pharmacy To Stock Up On Some Harry Garside
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A Betoota Heights man has today made a last minute dash to his nearest discount chemist
Sky News Dad Doesn’t Find His Christmas Present Very Amusing
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A dad who reckons leftie cucks can’t take a joke these days apparently can’t
Crystal Girl Driving To Nimbin Slightly Let Down By The Realities Of A Neglected Rural Australia
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An excited school leaver on her first trip to Nimbin, India Mercer (18), has been been
Local Assyrian-Australian Man Prepares For Another Few Years Of Correcting People At Work
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local Assyrian-Australian office worker Mikhael Bacchus (32) is once again bracing for years of correcting people