Local Woman Comforts Husband After He Was Left With No Option But To Do A Poo In A Public Toilet With No Seat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights woman has consoled her husband after he was forced to use a public
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Dad Set To Receive 2025’s ‘Good Going-Out Shirt’ This Christmas
CLIFFORED GUNCOTTON | Musings | CONTACT LOOKS NICE, DOESN’T IT!? In 2024’s most predictable news, Local Betoota Heights father Gary
Betoota Advocate Reveals Newspaper’s Official Person Of The Year
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some news that comes as a shock to few avid readers, The Betoota Advocate has
Dazed Silly Seasoner Finds Himself On The Piss For No Discernible Reason Whatsoever
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man is floating on clouds this afternoon, it can be confirmed. Speaking very briefly
Family Now Able To Laugh About Cousin Being Thrown In The Watch House On Christmas Eve 3 Years Ago
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact With Christmas Day now less than a week away, excitement is high right across the country.
Mate’s Pregnant Misso Tells Local Idiot To Get In The Car, She’ll Give Him A Lift Home
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Brenton Hills has been told to stop carrying on like a pork chop, it can be
Colleague Comes Out As Bogan After Posting Photo Of 6ft Tall White Christmas Tree
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An unofficial work group chat has lit up like a Big W Christmas tree
Sydney Local Officially Old After Being Satisfied With The 9pm Fireworks
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In what experts are calling a definitive sign of aging, 29 year old Sydney girl Grace
Man Forced To Pay Out The Arse For NYE Venue Now Jealous Of Local Teenagers Partying In A Park
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local man Liam Turner (32), is reportedly grappling with a crushing case of buyer’s remorse
Iphone Overheating Warning Probably A Decent Sign Local Man Should Just Chuck On Some Sunscreen
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man has been divinely reminded by mother nature that it’s probably time to
Girl Who’s Made Living In London Her Personality Reminds Everyone She’s Still In London
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In heartwarming news, a former Betoota local who now lives in London has hit
Local Woman Can Feel Pupils Physically Dilate While Walking Through The Myer Gift Box Section
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has accepted that she is well and truly into her thirties today, after
Betoota’s Priest Says The Spirit Of Christmas Can Be Perfectly Summed Up By John McClane Running Barefoot Over Broken Glass In The Ductwork Of Nakatomi Plaza
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Father Sharma of Betoota’s Combined Churches has today shared with his congregation a Christmas message