PM Unfazed By Chinese Spies Infiltrating Local Billionaire Community Because They're All Racist
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has told reporters in Canberra this week that he is
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Sam Konstas Enters Rehab For Crippling Ramp Addiction
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australian cricket’s brightest batting prodigy has checked himself into rehab this week after
Staircase Of Suburban Art Deco Unit Block Somehow Colder Than Anywhere Else In Sydney Today
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The people of Sydney and surrounding regions are today learning that the coolest place to be
Financially Illiterate Greens Supporter Appalled By PM Schmoozing Leader Of World’s Biggest Economy
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A 27 year old inner city art student has revealed her horror at the meeting between
Gold Ford Mustangs As Far As The Eye Can See As Diwali Festivities Get Underway In Town
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A seemingly endless street lined with gold-wrapped Ford Mustangs is a clear sign for one
Kevin27 Begins Recruiting Supporters In Washington D.C Through Underground Handball Tournaments
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The early stages of former Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd’s vengeful plot to oust President
Local Kid Prepares To Dress Up As Bike Lane For Halloween To Really Frighten Elderly Neighbours
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Residents of Betoota Grove are on edge this week after word spread that twelve-
Facebook Marketplace To Introduce New ‘Yes It’s Fucking Available’’ Auto Reply
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As of November 2025, Facebook marketplace will have the option to click a button in messenger
Rudd Begins 1st Phase Of ‘Kevin27’ By Gaslighting JD Vance Into Thinking He’s Being Sidelined By Trump
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian Ambassador to the US, Kevin Rudd, has officially begun the first stages of his secret
Local Man Glad He’s Not Imagining This Heatwave, After Dad Confirms It Is Not Cold
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The true nature of the heatwave currently parts of the country has been uncovered today, after
KEVIN 27: Rudd Immediately Gets To Work Mapping Out Vengeful Plot To Topple Smart-Mouthed President
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that has tickled the conservative Australian media commentators that Kevin Rudd has run rings
Dutton Forced To Lie Down In Dark Room And Listen To Some Enya After Hearing His Political Hero Call Albo A “Great Leader”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Private citizen Peter Dutton has spent most of the morning lying on the couch
New Environmental Protection Agency Set To Be As Effective As New Anti-Corruption Commission
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some exciting news for fans of rampant deforestation and degradation of Australia’s environment (and