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Local Bloke Finally Achieves Dreams Of Having A Hot Goth Girl Sit On His Face By Dying
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds bloke who spent his entire adult life trying to nab himself the elusive
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Man Who Dreamed Of Being On The Galle Fort Wall, Girt By Ice-Cold Lion Lager Cans, To Continue His Dream, This Time He’s At Kensington Oval In Barbados, High On Rum And Nicotine, Watching Test Cricket
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Kansas City Chiefs Lose Super Bowl (Taylor’s Version)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Patrick Mahomes, Travis Kelce and NFL Referees have bid a swift goodbye to the Lombardi trophy
World Misses When Billionaires Stroked Their Ego By Having Hospitals and Museums Named After Them
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Report: Extremely Bad Evening To Be A Parked Car Or Street Light In Philadelphia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The sixth most populous city in America is tready to party like it’s 2018 again.
Drake Not Too Fussed About Being Humiliated On A Global Scale Because He’s Really Loving Melbourne
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact As US rapper Kendrick Lamar graces global audiences with a historic Super Bowl halftime performance, his
Sydney Couple In A Really Good Place After Girl Goes Full Brat Summer And Boy Attends Live Bloodsports
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Right across Sydney, middle class heterosexuals are discovering that sometimes they have different needs to their
Local Degenerate Has A Bet On Every Single Element Of Super Bowl From Anthem To Gatorade
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man is today sporadically scrolling through a children’s novel length of bets, in
Australian Man With No Sense Of Local Community Or National Identity Really Excited For Super Bowl!
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Betoota Heights man is today locked and loaded. Brad Angus (32) from our town’
Flood-Ravaged North Queensland Rejoices As The Italians Arrive To Build Everything Again
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The same people that built North Queensland the first time, are back. This comes as Australian
2025 Baby Boom Doing Wonders For The Balloon Archway Business
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking news from your weekend social feed, balloon archways are really having a